Slydel Xan

A true friend stabs you in the front. -Oscar Wilde

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

# http://t.co/K7XqOZuQI8

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

help I can't tell if it's hot or cold outside

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him."

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

"All these shit takers need to get the fuck out of the fast lane!" -my mother

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

Water supply is down in Founder's hall. #UNCA #uncavl

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Let's NOT play "guess how much Slydel weighs"

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

"My watch always says 4:20." -@jmilli410

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

I got 99 problems and my friends Mary Jane and Jack solve all of them.

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

The squirrels on campus are getting really cheeky.

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You had me at "vegan."

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Tank girl or Sonic the Hedgehog for Halloween?

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#freemarybrenna

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

My lovely lovely coworkers prepared a special cup for me. So long, Carrboro. See you soon.… http://t.co/7Ov2UHjdww

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

Just bought a tank top from @thrillcitync during their SALE that ends at midnight tonight! Get your shirts and tanks for $18!

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@thrillcitync Hell yes!

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

@CarrboroBear it was taken on the bike path by the railroad tracks just off Brewer Lane!

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

5 Steps to Find Your Inner Balance and Feel Less Anxious http://t.co/GX8EjmJLMN

[Slydel Xan @coronerkid]

I'm on a boat and
It's going slow and
I've had 5 drinks and I feel good, man

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges." ~Joseph F. Newton