Corporate Big Wig

corporatebigwig dot blue sky dot social Cheddar, scotch, and submarine yacht connoisseur.

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

Any of my friends on here know a Texas based tax attorney who does not charge six bajillion dollars an hour?

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“Fellatios and shit” is the best reality tv line ever.

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

Sullivan for Congress 2028. My only campaign promise is that I will pass a law requiring that happy birthday be sung no slower than 156 bpm.

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@DeborahT82629 @MeghanMcCain Now do the other 1,000 in that time period!

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@KaitMarieox Yes.

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@MLBFanSupport fox your glitch please. Can’t watch today’s games

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@MLBTV can you fix your glitch? You’re listing yesterdays games as today’s

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@abducktiongame help settle a rule question for us. Shape shifter - rearrange the order of a straight line of three ducks on your board. You must move three total ducks correct?

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@jerseymikes why in the world can I not change cheese on a club sub in any delivery app? Provolone isn’t a real cheese, it’s tasteless plastic.

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

There are now nine movies about why this is a bad idea.

[Forbes @Forbes]

Meet The Billionaire CEO Trying To Resurrect The Woolly Mammoth https://t.co/8coDZyfyAS https://t.co/8coDZyfyAS

[greg swindell @GregSwindell]

Must be something about being named Angel as an umpire

[Jack DeLongchamps @JDelongchamps]

Ohhhh dear lord!

“You missed three pitches!”

I’m not trying to read lips but if that was all that was said, to eject Kevin Schnall from this game.

That is the epitome of brutality

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

There was simply no way to see this coming 👀👀

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

Gas is about to get really expensive. There will probably be a recession. But at least we have strong democratic leaders in power to balance- oh, wait.

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@justbudfox It got you wondering though, right?

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

Important. Can someone tell me precisely how we are defining “slept with” when we say this OF persons slept with 583 men in six hours? Because that’s like 36 seconds a dude …

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

I got a mailer from my high school last night asking for a $100,000 donation. Not a typo. I’m am crying laughing.

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

Today someone asked that I print out a document, sign it, scan it, upload it, and then email it like a goddamn peasant.

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

Remember when Oswaldo Cabrera robbed a home run in his first MLB game in the outfield?

[Corporate Big Wig @corp_bigwig]

@saraaaaajean @legallyypink Suburbs used to be beautiful. In quick growing coty areas we decided backyards weren’t necessary and built things like your picture, which you are absolutely right about.