Corporate Kingdom

Satire for burnt-out professionals | Endless loops, sudden drops & forced magic | Two-week notices, mandatory fun & useless stretch goals.

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Dear @WaltDisneyWorld, @Disney, I’m officially throwing my hat in the ring.

Open for consultation and CEOship of the yet-to-be-created Standalone Disney Parks Division.

Let’s execute a heritage-led transformation, realign with proven magic, and drive next-gen guest synergy.

DM me, let’s make history.

#DisneyParksCEO #StrategicRealignment ✨🏰”

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@CoasterK24 I rode it 1 time. First time I’ve ridden it since 2019. I wanted to see what they changed .

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@80s_channel Was he dealing shoes?

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@NickChaps96 Love this fountain.

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@SWCultureLive The Empire were the good guys.

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This is a classic ducktales appreciation account.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

DuckTales was always a favorite cartoon for me growing up.

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@ParkObsession In one generation it could be the largest spirit of Halloween.

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@DuelingParkNews Have fun!

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@TheLeisureProf @UniversalORL Are the beds cozier than Disney?

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@Mattlegostar2 I hope not.

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@disenchantedeva My bad, never saw it.

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@CoasterK24 Swap the sound tracks from this and Haunted Mansion.

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This is people mover appreciation account.

[RockNstardust🎸✨ @CoasterK24]

Sometimes all you need is an afternoon peoplemover ride

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@disneytipsguy I like it there but can’t justify the difference in price between it and say All Star movies.

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@KevinSparrow8 Aliens. Was my favorite movie until I got more life experience.

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@Mattlegostar2 It’s everywhere. It’s like the designers looked at dilapidated Soviet era apartment blocks and said “THIS IS IT”.

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@TheRealCruzOx All sports have been ruined. No reason to watch them. It’s all lame.

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@scottwalker88 @AliciaStella Most of them.

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@AliciaStella “Die wunderbare Welt des deutschen Glücks”.