CorpoRaptor

purely incorrigible palaver

[Noah @noahs_corner]

This is crazy man😭
Been watching this dude in skits for YEARS

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

There’s too many white pretentious snarky music fans that take up the space. And even if they do listen to black music it’s usually Tyler or drake or very “safe”. They are completely oblivious to POC underground or alternative music and refuse to take a dive into any of it.

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

they said fuck it put all the black genres together

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

Honestly one of humanity’s unanswered questions is whether Hunan Purple or Tyrian Purple is a better shade of purple. Just boils down to whether you prefer Han or Byzantine history. Violet shades deserve a shoutout too though. Periwinkle has some pretty sexy glamour though.

[dqRoman @DqRoman1]

This dude once said that he was planning on killing himself as a kid, but then world of warcraft dropped and he changed his mind.

So really I blame Blizzard for all of this.

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

It’s been decades since I last saw a Dalmatian 💔 an endangered people and dead language

[mari @blurryneighbor]

hace tantos años que no veo un dalmata 💔 especie en extincion

[Hideki Tojo @Tojo_IJA_6]

The US using Hispanic soldiers is like the late stage Roman Empire using Germanic mercenaries in its military. It's over.

[JT @jiratickets]

first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

There are really people out there who have never been around anyone who has taken a substance before. These people have zero experience or knowledge in neuroscience and pharmacology. They have bought everything society has told them at face value.

[hyperpop fascist @HyperpopFascist]

U going to hell

[SCARYbelle IzzyBOOlle Izzy-AHHH!!! 🎃👻🍬🦇💀🧡 @divno_aine]

fallout 1 npcs

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

@PhillyCSteak1 @hamiltonnolan @TheGarden I love the fact that trump’s cum rents your throat for free.

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

@PopBase Only 29 years older than current potus

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

This is the cringiest, low-life, doomerist, most surface level mindset you could ever have. If you think like this you probably haven’t been outside your hometown in 7 years and haven’t made a friend since high school and your only source of entertainment is asmongold and porn.

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

This is uh... something of note

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

👀

[Spooky Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

Alien that has 3 seconds of screen time in the background of a Star Wars movie:

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

@JEZZA00R @IRANinTJ That’s all you got?

[CorpoRaptor @corpoRaptor2772]

What a faggot

[Maggie @utdMaggie]

Dodgers Pitcher Clayton Kershaw wore Genesis 9: 12-16 on his LA Pride hat to remind everyone what the rain bow truly represents 🥹

[Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI]

You could get a job at the Cook County Jail and buy this house just off Cermak. Then meet a nice girl at Simone’s and take her on a date at Thalia Hall. Get married and send your kids to Benito Juarez Community Academy. But you will not.