Corporal Crew Cat

'Keeper of the Furmidable Fortress. Fully litterate. Luver of mewsic. #FurColumbus

[S.C. @SCMascot]

MATCHDAY 😻

#Crew96

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

#FurColumbus

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

Purfict

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

You fight for us, we fight for you.

[S.C. @SCMascot]

@fccincinnati bow down, kitty

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

Men,

Always an honor serving alongside you.

Merry #BestFriendsDay, @general_porter, @CorporalWillia1, @CaptWilTrapp, @spcsanch

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[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

I have emerged from mourning over my fallen brethren, @RealGrumpyCat. Meow let's honor him with victory, Sons of Lamar!

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#FurColumbus

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

Brothers,

Yesterday's FurTwenty performance failed expectations, including my own.

I prawmise full recovery. I expect the same from you.

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#FurColumbus

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

We would like to thank the 62 win Presidents’ Trophy Champion Tampa Bay Lightning for their participation in the 2019 NHL Playoffs.

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

i luv ü

@CaptFolignoCBJ
@GeneralTorts
@StingerCBJ

#FurColumbus

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

@general_porter Fur'ck em!

[Brig. General Porter @general_porter]

Gen. Tortorella,
Fuck rain! Fuck lightning! Fuck storms! Fuck Tampa Bay! And fuck the whole Florida territory! No fucking steps back! Give'em hell! FOR COLUMBUS!

Fuck!

BGen Porter

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

@CaptWilTrapp Bless thee, Capn, tho as I've said before, furvolity is but a spice of life, and today I will fursake any misplaced celebration.

Fur today, @StingerCBJ and I have much-kneaded R&R prior to 'morrow's morn.

Soon, we ride North.

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#FurColumbus

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

@CorporalWillia1 @CaptWilTrapp Whole milk, please. Other varieties are furbidden in the Crew Cat household.

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[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

.@general_porter,

It was an honor to fight alongside the men on Caturday.

Valiant we were, the war continues.

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#FurColumbus

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

@general_porter Sir, may we please have a dash of milk as well?

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[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

Meow Fair Lady,

Blessed are we to be in this Age.

However I believe a true wise man once said "If you will it dude, it is no dream."

Today was about will, and that is something #Crew96 does not lack.

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#FurColumbus

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

Brethren,

Our time is meow.

@CaptWilTrapp, lead you must.
@PvtSanch, may your aim be as true as your heart.
@FirstSteffen, block with your mind and your heart.

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[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

Here, here!

First with New York, & meow -- come 'morrow, we face another band of New followers.

For we must show them what is Original.

Stuck in the rut of Revolution, our Industrious Crew will lead them through this newfound Age.

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#FurColumbus #Crew96

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

O Captain,

'tis but a nap among the warm embers, for what is life without ill-intentioned leisure & furvolity? Alas, I don't question your leadership, but a warm glass of milk should suffice.

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#FurColumbus

[Capt. William Trapp @CaptWilTrapp]

@CorporalCrew, the engineer has requested that you not lay in the Cab of the engine. Yes it is warm, but they need to stoke the fires and are afraid they will step on your tail. We have a seat with a sunbeam that should suffice.

[Corporal Crew Cat @CorporalCrewCat]

For am I sickly? Tis but a dream, but I'm having nightmares of betrayal; of facing one of our own & proving victorious; of submitting our enemy into the friedel position...and being content with the result. Please send well wishes should my mind run astray.

#FurColumbus