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Going to a trade show in Chicago & my wife wants to come for the weekend. My escort service has a non-refundable deposit! #corporateproblems

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Work just started blocking Facebook this week! Noooo! Thank God for hotornot.com, I almost did some real work #corporateproblems

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No toilet paper in the executive washroom, have to use the lobby restroom with the secretaries and maintenance people #corporateproblems

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Driving to a client meeting. I miss getting reimbursed 55 cents a mile. 50 cents isn't even worth taking the long way #corporateproblems

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Sitting at my kid’s shitty basketball game trying to answer some work emails. And there's no 3G! #corporateproblems

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Found a spreadsheet on the shared drive with everyone's salaries. My boss makes this much more than me?????#jealousrage #corporateproblems

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My company stopped paying my iPhone bill. Now I have to find a way to pay it with my six-figure salary #corporateproblems

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And now my boss just found my resume on the printer! #corporateproblems

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Our company's new expense reporting system caught my hotel room porn charges #corporateproblems