Corporate Weapon

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Companies with “unlimited PTO” when you request more than two weeks off in a calendar year

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Omw to jump in front of a robotaxi and make history 🫡

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

JUST IN: Tesla had 0 accidents across 380,000 miles traveled by robotaxis

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Gooner (Ex-McKinsey)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

(Former) Trillionaire

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@FCF_Freddy What the beer is going to see

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Aura farming after getting “partially meets expectations” on my performance review

[JT @jiratickets]

can somebody get these BEGGARS out of here

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Newly minted 23 y/o consultants rolling up to the client site to offer some seasoned expertise

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Going to the office on a Friday just to scroll reels (had to hit my three days)

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@PolymarketMoney *Second most profitable company. The most profitable is @chasedownleads vending machine business.

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When compliance declines my trade pre-clearance

(it was solely based on MNPI)

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How it feels watching the intern struggle to do a basic Excel function while screen sharing

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POV: You open your LinkedIn DMs after working in finance for a few years

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U.S. management when someone on the Canadian team asks for a $2,000 CAD ($5 USD) raise

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Trying to come up with a quick excuse when my VP points out an obvious error

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When the mandatory compliance training pauses the second you switch tabs and the 2x speed button is greyed out

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Five cups of coffee a day is fine for most adults, heart association says, as evidence grows about the beverage’s benefits https://t.co/9oxnsqN8hA

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Just dropped to my knees

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Study reveals LinkedIn is the most AI-saturated major social platform, with over 40% of long-form posts flagged as fully AI-generated “slop.”

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That’s it??

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@FCF_Freddy Thanks brotha 🫡