fagbitch2006

One of a kind collectible

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

My piercings kept falling out in my dream last night… what does that mean?

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

In the waiting room and my phone at 3% but that’s ok bc I just realized my pen is at 100

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

My dad wants shakeys for Father’s Day but I want to go get a my taco bell order on TikTok meal right before ughhhh

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Yeah bitch I do Tina alllll the time as a Mather of fact in doing Tina tonight!

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Brought my squishy to the club irdgaf 🤷🏻‍♂️

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Ppl over the age of 21 who still buy their cannabis products from a “plug” genuinely concern me…

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

I go to the dispensary because I'm a fucking grownup and I'm not lowering myself to parking lot interactions on someone else's time.
I order online - edibles, flower, carts - pay with my debit card, then hit the drive thru and pick it up.
I earn loyalty points and never have to worry about my safety or the quality.

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

I go to the dispensary because I'm a fucking grownup and I'm not lowering myself to parking lot interactions on someone else's time.
I order online - edibles, flower, carts - pay with my debit card, then hit the drive thru and pick it up.
I earn loyalty points and never have to worry about my safety or the quality.

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Nothing I love more then a light colored mani

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Haven’t seen her in days hope she’s good

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Became friends w this twink on Grindr and we lowkey chat all the time…

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

@kevnnnm So real like there go my gas $ I guess 😭😭😭

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Coachella payment went through the day after I had to spend 600$ on my car :-)

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Is diz my seat?

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Client kept referring to me as they/them…

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Was dancing on oomf and he reached around and grabbed my shenis hard asf it lowkey hurt really bad but all I could do was shriek and keep dancing

[A$HLEY @reallydumbslut]

i wanna make u mine

[Kieran @kieran_xcx_]

This is insane because there were like 40 people at the Fox Theatre in Vancouver for Troubled Paradise Tour 😭

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I hate when people steal your mutuals like how do you know my hg from Pakistan

[fagbitch2006 @corpsekiki]

Became friends w this twink on Grindr and we lowkey chat all the time…