wad

triple double 24/7 unlimited coins

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your mother gives me head till my legs go numb and then i stand up cause i think it’s funny to fall over

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i wish julian casablancas wasn’t such a whiny little bisexual past like 2005. he needed to be that so he could make the first two albums but after that it’s just a bit much

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@canislatranis HUGEEEEEEEEE that sounds fun asf

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@canislatranis IM THERE

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@canislatranis no geek bar but yes black tank, this was my outfit

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@BackupBackdown honestly that makes so much sense

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i think it’s funny that twitter is so much more inherently horny than any other social media. why.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i’m only alive cos my killer kept pressing snooze on their alarm and slept through killing me

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every morning i try to say “good morning how are u today” to all my coworkers in hopes i get a “fuck you” and it hasn’t happened yet

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keep having dreams where i’m having sex with someone but mid stroke she’s like “u rlly gotta buck up dude” and im like “what” and then i wake up scared

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risk of rain 2 is the only game anyone ever needs to play. that or super mario 3

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@canislatranis yes deadass i think i was dancing next to u like the whole show LMAO

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@CyberVillainess

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@aSaneWitch i keep fooling myself with the same ploy, there’s no way i was better a couple months ago it just feels like that cause you forget all the moments you don’t try to remember

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@TW1NKD3STR0YER something tells me your boyfriend is significantly hotter

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@leahpartwo w

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@silverlineriv HUGEEEEEEE

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just ate maybe the best breakfast of my entire life

[mînà @_evaweht]

jack kerouac went on one gayass road trip and now we have to deal with all of this.

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@wolf_with_claws get good at hypnosis this will serve u well to that endeavor