betsi

[betsi @corpseraiser]

Killing myself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life forever

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

rare bicephalic (two-headed) Song Thrush.

[torturing vibingleaf with jack walten @torturingleaf]

what was i putting in my do it yourself book bro

[Jerma @Jerma985]

Tinder update: Why is everyone so outdoorsy? All these profiles are about traveling/hiking. I want a fuckin slug woman.

[rawry 🌈💛 @sunepaw]

you're my love bug! 🪲🩷🐛

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[avie @cuntadelic]

sorry we’re late my bf and I couldn’t stop kissing

[j @fairiesofjune]

what a carrot is to a bunny is what little ceasars crazy bread is to me

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

if the pussy doesn’t have roguelike elements I’m not coming

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i just wanna ask someone questions forever

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night