Corpsman

Cybersecurity Architect, Albuquerque Boiled Turkey
CISO Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated

[Corpsman @Corpsman801]

@DOGE "I acknowledge that this role is an in-office, full-time opportunity located in Washington, DC. US Citizens only. *"
Nurpe.

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This morning, I figured out I have been traumatized.
I have a cringe, a literal, physical anti-ASMR reaction to the word "confluence".
Can I sue atlassian for damages?

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@Diablo @meganfox Dead from molten gold falling from the sky?
Avarice the gold cursed world boss death.
#DiabloDeaths #DiabloIV

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@Warcraft "World Server Is Down"

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@Warcraft MadisonRöse Stormrage US #WarcraftStory @Warcraft

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@Corpsman801 A #WarcraftStory for the history books.

Reply to this tweet with the same info for a new story.

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Does this platform do 360 photos?

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Security from anywhere.

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@Diablo @Xbox My "Work from Home" setup that allows me to pretend to be at work even when riding Utahs backcountry at 9000feet.

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If I find a vulnerability that nobody else understands, except that its BAD, and my proof of concept returns a root shell, and I'm the only one (internally) that can fix it, and verified it is fixed, Was there ever really a vuln?

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@snewbill Try a product called caffeine by https://t.co/D7aqBTAdq0
I work from home in a secure office, so i dont care that all my machines are always up all the time.

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Dear Disney,
How could you not have predicted we would want Baby Yoda merchandise? $2.7 million in merchandise, flushed.

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This job requires a payload installed that calls back to a C&C server, and they attempt to escape or escalate from it.
When I perform a "hackback" of the C&C server, NOW my corporate security notices and sends me a nastygram...
GREAT JOB BLUE TEAM!!! (snicker)

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Career Goal Achieved: Piss off corporate security of a major global tech company, and produce your "Get out of jail free card".
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[Miss Jackalope / @[email protected] @djjackalope]

Spread the word, badges go like this 😀! #defcon #defcon27

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At Least 1 mil in bribes, and one of them is thought to be dead? I smell a movie deal...
https://t.co/vdsnzZdDqK