Corran

pure of heart, dumb of ass, home of sexual

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

this is why they won

[Clitbait @clitbaitblog]

😡WHY THE NEW POLICING BILL SHOULD MAKE EVERYONE ANGRY😡

Our environmental editor @megithhaa articulates brilliant just why we should all be against the new policing bill. A fascinating and VITAL read

[eliza @elizatapsaff]

Breaking: Scots language fckn destroyed by one singular Australian Hot Take

[Tim Lewis @TimLewis_]

Mad that I’m having a panic attack every time I go to Sainsbury’s while my friend in New Zealand has had their 4th orgy this week

[False Knees @FalseKnees]

Volume

[Will Duggan @Willduggan]

Abraham Lincoln Me
🤝
Being very handsome during an American Civil War

[JP @jpbrammer]

attempting to sack the capitol in the middle of a plague hang it up byzantium 🙄

[James Topham @JamesTophamWord]

*flings open window* You, boy! What tier is it?

[rachel shabi @rachshabi]

Christmas isn’t cancelled just because the virus has changed, but because of serious, serial government failures, month after month, careering to this conclusion

[IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @KennieJD]

.............. WTF IS THIS 😂😂😂

[Corran @corrandg]

@elizatopliff @claire_r97 I'll start a family tooth chest just for you xoxo

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Government just voted with majority of 53 to strip amendment 16 from #AgricultureBill, which would have safeguarded food standards in trade deals - demonstrating beyond doubt that their promises are totally utterly & completely worthless - even when enshrined in their manifesto👇

[Corran @corrandg]

Paul Hollywood is the Tory Guy Fieri send tweet

[valerie complex @ValerieComplex]

Recruiters are literally taught and paid to lie to you. Those that aim to tell recruits the truth are PUNISHED.

My recruiter lied to me the entire time. Her lies were so expansive one of her former recruits came back and stabbed her almost to death for her lies