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*intense woomy*, ran by jr and bobble

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Bobble: what has two thumbs and three arms
Goggles: what
Bobble: i don’t know

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Bobble: what makes you so sure?
Goggles: because im the oldest, which means im always right.
Specs: no its doesnt?
Goggles: it totally does.

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Emperor @ gorai wedding: my dear friend goggles, i have hired 733927 of my most trusted caterers to make the most deluxe meals for your guests . We will start off with the shrimp scampi and-
Army, wheeling in a huge pot of curry: ok this is awkward

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Aloha: I ate this lean cuisine but it doesn't taste like cough syrup 😒

Rider: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Skull: .....do you wanna s-
Army: no, i do not want to see your muscles.

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@SHALURA4 Yes lol just @ us

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Octoglasses: WHY are you naked??
Aloha: i dont have any clothes!
Straw: sure you do! *opens his closet* you have pants, shirts, socks, hello Diver, shoes..

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@enperryart Sir we are just a humble incorrect quote tweeting account

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Emperor: You’ve been chosen by a higher power.
Vintage: Did he just call himself God?
Rider: I think he did.

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Inkfall: its not natural for women to fight :(
Bobble: its not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, yet there you stand.

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Rider: *slams his roller down on specs, splatting him instantly*
Goggles: thats what good pussy sounds like!

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Aloha: everyone who comments will grow a new bone. Haha have fun!!
Straw: WOAH😳
Diver: LOVE my new bone.❤️

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Prince: there are five frogs staring at me right now...
Eging Jr: but only one can be inkopolis’s next top model.

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Skull: we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half your memories and make you left handed
Aviators: But i am left handed. And i already have a bad memory so good luck finding anything worth deleting.
Aviators: ......WAIT A SECOND-

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Rider: You love pickled plums so much you'd do anything for them?

Goggles: Yeah! I love pickled plums so much I'll even sing you a song for them!

Rider: Don't-

Goggles: SHAWTY'S LIKE A MELODY-

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Diver: heh, you’re straight?? Well, cooked spaghetti isnt. Something to think about.
B-Sailor: if you... boil a straight person... they turn gay?!
Aloha: youve discovered our secret.

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Rider: you wear like.. 40 pounds of makeup.
Metry: its actually 45 pounds thank you very much.

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Aviators: yo. I was in the area and thought I could come over.
Aviators: ur house looks good as always
Diver: would u like some strawberries?
Aviators: sure
[cut to moldy strawberries]
Aviators: what the fuck?! its all rotten shit!
Diver: i was too shy to say get out of my house

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Eging: this date is fucking boring
Emperor: this isnt a date, i told you, im just going to the store.
Eging: then whyd you invite me-
Emperor: i 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 said “dont come with me” and you said “fuck you houzuki. I can do whatever i want!” and you followed me here!

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(Texting)

Mask: <3

Bobble: >3 >3 how do I make the heart?

Mask: < + 3 = <3

Bobble: Nevermind I got it Ɛ>

Mask: WHAT THE FUCK?!