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A thread of Atsumu's cringe pick up lines and Kita just ...

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Atsm: i'm going to take you out

kita: that's fine i don't need anything

Atsm: no, like to eat

Kita: sorry i don't think i have the cash for that..

Atsm: you wont have to

Kita: but that would be taking advantage of you

Atsm: IT CALLED A DATE KITA-SAN. I PAY. END OF THE STORY

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Atsm: really glad you and Suna are happy together

Osamu: thanks, me too

Atsm:

Osamu:

Atsm: *frowns*

Osamu: anyway-

Atsm: say it back or i'll curse you bald, Samu

Osamu: fine, glad you're happy with Kita-san

Atsm: *excited* thanks. We are happy, aren't we?

Osamu: ecstatic

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Sorry for being inactive for a while😔

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HAPPY ATSUKITA DAY!!💛🤍💛🤍

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Atsumu: i wasn't *that* drunk

Kita: Osamu sent me a picture of you passed out with your phone zoomed in on one of my photos

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Atsumu: kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosaur aren't extinct

Kita: technically, you'd be right, because birds are descended from dinosaurs, and if we're open with our definition of "dinosaur", they couldn't count

Atsumu:

Kita:

Atsumu: just kiss me, smartass

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Atsumu: Kita-san!

Atsumu: *fingers guns*

Atsumu: *but, like, with emotional attachment and lots of love* bang!

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Osamu: you sure have been giving Kita-san a lot of attention lately

Atsumu: he injured his wrist

Osamu: and my bones are broken

Atsumu: then go to the hospital, you dumb. They'll take care of you

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Kita: *banging his phone on the table out of aggression*

Atsumu: hey, don't be mean to the phone. How would you like it if i banged you on the table? *winks*

Kita: what

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Kita: Atsumu, cover me

Atsumu: in kisses? Gladly

Kita: we're in match, cover me

Atsumu: but kisses later?

Kita: ...

Kita: yes, later

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Atsumu: i don't have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?

Kita: come with me

Atsumu: *smirks*

Atsumu: wait, where are we going?

Kita: to get you a library card?

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Kita: i mean it

Atsumu: but babe-

Sunaosa: BuT bAbE

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Atsumu: morning☺️

Atsumu: here's your coffee

Kita: thank you

Atsumu: i bring you coffee every morning, there's no need to thank me every single time

Kita: but i'm grateful every single time

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This but with "cute" instead of "hot"

#atsukita #miyatwins

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[Atsukita in a fight]

Kita: that's actually a good argument, did you just come up with that?

Atsumu, who had already practiced the scenario 100 times on the mirror: yeah, yeah i did

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Osamu: i saw a really hot person today

Atsumu: that's weird, Kita-san was with me all day

Osamu: Kita-san isn't the only hot person in the world

Atsumu: that's a lie

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SSHDKSJSKDJDJ STRONG MUSCLE HOT ARMS KITA SAN😳😳

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Kita: *picks Atsumu up*

Atsumu: do i even weigh anything to you?

Kita: no, it's like holding a couple of grapes

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Atsumu, barging into the room: how dare you watch shrek without me???😔 this is the biggest betrayal ever

Kita: you're drunk, aren't you?

Atsumu: and now you dare say i'm drunk😔

Kita: Atsumu, i'm watching hulk...

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Villain after hanging up the phone: now that we've captured you, we're calling your bf here

Kita: pls don't

Villain: begging will get you nothing

Kita: you don't understand, he's going to cause a massive scene. I'm trying to save both of us from the trouble here