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Bokuto *drunk at a party*: I lost my boyfriend, Akaashi. Have you seen him??

Someone: What does he look like?

Bokuto: *on the verge of tears* BEAUTIFUL.

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Tanaka: ARE YOU-

Tsukishima: fucking

Tanaka: KIDDING ME?? YOU-

Tsukishima: shitty

Tanaka: BOI

Suga: ...what?

Tsukishima: Daichi-san banned Tanaka-san from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

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Atsumu: *exists*

Sakusa: what an absolute fucking idiot

Sakusa: I can't believe I'd die for him

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Atsumu: WHO ATE ALL THE GODDAMN COOKIES DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO-

Sakusa: me

Atsumu: ON A DATE WITH ME??

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[ Something blows up ]

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, what did you do?!

Bokuto: *on the verge of tears* My best

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Kenma: Next time I'm opening up to someone is during my autopsy

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THE "you don't have a dad" IS NOTHING SERIOUS, JUST A JOKE

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Lev *crying*: I'm gonna tell my dad

Yaku: You don't have a dad

Kuroo:

Kuroo: Why are you looking at me Lev I'm not your dad. Get yo ass up and fight!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

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Osamu and Suna: 3.... 2.... 1.... HAPPY NEW YEAR *starts kissing*

Atsumu: guys its not even midnight yet can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off

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Aran: New year, new me!

Atsumu: New year, same me. I'm perfect, bitch.

Aran:

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OOC but this is my headcanon and I will be buried with it

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Atsumu: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-

Sakusa: You're wrong.

Atsumu: Wait what-?

Sakusa: You are W R O N G.

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Osamu: Hey guys, do you dare me to make out with Suna?

Kita: No.

Osamu: *shaking his head while chuckling* I can't believe you guys are making me do this!

Atsumu: We're literally not-

Suna: Guys, let the man talk!

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Bokuto: *lying in bed seductively* why don't you join me, hot stuff ;)

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, please put your shirt back on. We're in Ikea. People are staring.

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Tsukishima: You need to change all of this *gestures*

Kageyama: You just gestured to all of me.

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Kageyama: Well damn, its pretty dark in here.

Hinata:

Kageyama: But I'm not scared or anything. Totally not.

Hinata:

Kageyama: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Right dude? Not me. No sir.

Hinata: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Kageyama: Yes please.

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Daichi: I accidentally slept with Suga last week.

Asahi: Really?

Daichi: Yeah.

Asahi: You accidentally slept with Suga.

Daichi: Yes.

Asahi: Accidentally.

Daichi: Yeah.

Asahi: I don't understand, did you trip over something?

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Iwaizumi: Hey, I'm Iwaizumi and you are...

Oikawa: Questioning my sexuality.

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Daichi: Let me get this straight-

Kuroo: More like let me run this bi you.

Oikawa: Let's see how this pans out.

Terushima: We should ace-ess this situation.

Bokuto: I'm gay.