Incorrect Seongjoong

Just spreading the Seongjoong agenda 🦋 One definitely incorrect quote at a time 🦋 Also: @correctjongsang

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

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[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: Whenever I’m around Seonghwa, my heart rate increases, my breath shortens and my temperature skyrockets.

Hongjoong: I think I’m allergic to him.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: I hate you!

Seonghwa (in his head): Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Seonghwa: Wh-

Hongjoong: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Seonghwa: Why are you screaming??

Hongjoong: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE WAY!

Seonghwa:

Hongjoong: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: Love is weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake.

Yeosang: You're literally making a valentines day card for Hongjoong right now.

Seonghwa, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice, Yeosang.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: I hate you

Seonghwa: Get off my lap then

Hongjoong: No

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you.

Seonghwa: Doesn't matter. You’re stuck with me and with this ring on my finger, there are no takebacks.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: I've been feeling we're not as close anymore, so I've got us some friendship bracelets

Hongjoong: Aw, you shouldn't hav-

Seonghwa, handcuffing himself to Hongjoong: There we go

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Yunho: *walking towards Seongjoong* How’s kpop's favourite coupleeee!

Hongjoong: Ugh for the last time, we’re not dating!

Seonghwa: Not with that attitude we’re not...

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: You fell for me just admit it

Hongjoong: You literally tripped me

Seonghwa: I don't know what you are talking about.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: Well, it’s time to move on to plan 2.

Seonghwa: Plan B, you mean?

Hongjoong: That would insinuate I have only twenty-six plans.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: This is such a bad idea.

Hongjoong: Then why are you coming along?

Seonghwa: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong, on the floor: My hand...it’s cold and lonely...so sad and miserable

Seonghwa: I literally just let go to get a blanket so we can cuddle

Hongjoong, sits up on the couch: Oh okay, hurry up then

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

I accidentally fell off the face of the earth, but I is back

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: I’m into dark humor

Seonghwa, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Hongjoong: I was arrested for being too cute

Judge: What?

Officer Park: I was attacked

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Yeosang: Hey, Seonghwa? Can I get some dating advice?

Seonghwa: Just because I'm with Hongjoong doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: Hongjoong and I slept together

Yeosang: And?

Seonghwa: I thought you’d be surprised

Yeosang: Oh, sorry

Yeosang, in a shocked voice: AND???

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: Yunho, I need your help

Yunho: With what?

Seonghwa: I kinda confessed to Hongjoong last night and now he's locked himself in his studio

Yunho: Oh don’t worry about it. Give it a week

Seonghwa: Until what?

Yunho: He confesses with a new song

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

Seonghwa: Can I get your number? I wanna take you out sometime

Hongjoong: What if I told you we were just on a date earlier but you got so drunk I took you home?

Seonghwa: Who’s home?

Hongjoong: Our home

Seonghwa: ... we live together?

Hongjoong: We’re married

[Incorrect Seongjoong @correcthonghwa]

*empty seats*

Hongjoong: Damn there aren’t any seats available

Hongjoong, dramatically: Guess I'll have to sit here

*sits on Seonghwa's lap*