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Adam: What would Father think?
Amon: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?

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Sasrir, on the phone: Where are you two? You've been gone for hours
Adam: Went to a bar, Amon got into a fight, now we're in an escape room
Sasrir: Who goes to an escape room after a bar f- you're in jail aren't you?
Amon, in the background: IT'S A ROOM & WE'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE

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Amon: Did you take out Klein as I requested?
Adam: Klein has been taken out, yes.
Amon: You have my grat-
Adam: It was a great restaurant.
Adam: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Adam: I proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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Solomon: *points at Tudor* A human turtleneck, *points at Trunsoest* a narcissistic monster, *points at Salinger* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Salinger: And who am I? Describe me now.

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Danitz: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Klein: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Klein: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

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Gehrman: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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Daly: Dunn keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use.
Daly: So I renamed ours to 'Dunn, use this one' to help him out a little.

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Amon: Something’s off.
Adam: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Amon: No, but that’s funny.

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Klein: 'You look tired' well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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Leonard: been really into clit as of late
Pallez: i know your gayass is lying
Leonard: name one classic literature, old man
Pallez: ?? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHORTENING CLASSIC LITERATURE AS CLIT

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Medici: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Adam: No, I said 'Medici, don't lick that swingset' and you said 'Don't tell me what to do' and licked the swingset.

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Fors: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Xio: Unless you're home alone.

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Grisha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Klein: You would eat yourself?
Grisha: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Klein: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Leonard: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Klein: Death is a social construct.

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Jenna: God, I wish I was as mysterious and rebellious as Lumian... They rarely talk, it's so mystical.
Franca: They rarely talk because they don't actually speak english and have no fucking clue what any of us are saying half the time.
Lumian: ...

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Klein: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Grisha: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Klein: Wow, they really hate us.
Leonard: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Klein: But we’re not gay, Leonard.
Leonard:
Klein:
Leonard: We’re not?

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Bethel: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Leonard: say at least one bad decision what I made
Pallez: in chronological order or in alphabetical?