jae: can I get iced americano with two straws please?
wonpil, blushing: didnt know you could be so romantic—
jae: [puts both straws in his mouth] watch how fucking fast I can drink this
[wonpil appears in jae's field of vision]
jae [on the inside] : my favourite human has arrived. my sunshine. he is adorable, smart and my favourite. I must greet him in a manner indicative of my appreciation for his existence.
jae: hey nerd.
do you ever think about day6 at 3am then realize how much you love them and then you jus cry because damn you really love these crackheads and just want good things to happen to them bc they're best boys they deserve it, cuz same.
[in day6's gc]
younghyun: I just realized that 'never' is the contraction of 'not ever'
younghyun: and 'blush' is the contraction of 'blood rush'
jae: while 'studying' is the contraction of 'student dying'
*seen by all*
jae: please say something I felt proud.
jae: you're like the sun.
wonpil, blushing: jae you're so sweet—
jae: annoying as shit.
wonpil:
jae:
jae, under his breath: but I'd die if I didn't see you.
younghyun, passing by: that is his way of saying he can't live without u.
jae: can I get iced americano with two straws please?
wonpil, blushing: didnt know you could be so romantic—
jae: [puts both straws in his mouth] watch how fucking fast I can drink this
yk: *sees them holding hands and whistles*
yk: so who confessed
j, proudly: I did. short and sweet.
wp:
wp: u were standing drunk outside my room, yelling “listen here u little shit, I have feelings for u and I know u have feelings for me too its about goddamn time we date!”
jae, doing a vlive at 2 am: oh look guys, my gingerbread house represents me!
jae, reading a fan's comment: ‘beautiful and sweet?’
jae: no no. barely put together and on the verge of falling apart.
jae, yelling: HELP. IM TRAPPED UNDER THE TREE. THE STAR'S TANGLED IN MY HAIR.
younghyun: the fuck were you doing under the tree with your six foot tall ass
jae:
jae: obviously because I'm a gift to this world??
wonpil: oh hyung hyung, look! we're under the mistletoe! you know what that means :D
jae: that isn't mistletoe, you idiot.
[later that night at 3am]
jae: *stops scrolling his tl* oh my god was wonpil flirting with me
hey guys I'm sorry for not tweeting. it's holiday season and I'm on a trip 😔✋🏼 I don't know when I'm going home, but ofc I'm not abandoning this account so don't worry! :D I'm just busy, is all uwu
wonpil: hyung I just took a dna test. turns out I'm baby.
jae: what are you—
wonpil: but not just a baby, jaehyungie hyung's baby.
jae:
wonpil: I'm 100% jae's baby.