incorrectmewgulf

crossovers: mewgulf x tharntype | shits they would probably say ||
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just threads

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OG twt: https://t.co/eDv1IYFO2w

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ate a date 👁👅👁

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teacher: alright class, who wants to share their paper about their best friend?

type: oh, i'll go [reads paper] "my best friend tar-"

techno: [stares at his paper entitled "my best friend type"]

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gulf: do you like eating bugs?

mew: ew gulf why would you talk about eating bugs on the dining table? lets talk about this later

gulf: okay

[later]

mew: so why did you ask if i liked eating bugs?

gulf: there was one in your soup and you didn't see it

mew:

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tharn: do you take constructive criticism?

type: i only take cash or credit

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gulf: how petty can you get?

mew: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about

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@sara_garbin91 🙈💗

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gulf: girls are hot

gulf: guys are hot

gulf: why is everyone so hot?

mew: global warming

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@rue_eur0 <3

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[tharnxtype]

tharn: i just wanted to ask. are you wearing astronaut pants 'cause your ass is out of this world [suggestive smile]

type, in a stern face: no, i'm wearing baseball pants 'cause my ass is out of your league

tharn: 🥲

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a/n: a dumb dumb who forgets their twt password 🥲😅🤣

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[mewgulf x type ft. complete the phrase game]

type: on our next set, complete the phrase 'te ___'

mew, in unison: amo!
gulf, in unison: quila!

mew: what?

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[tharntype ft. gulf]

type: you're being impossible, tharn! you're not the man i married

tharn: fine, then! we're getting a divorce! and i'm taking the kids!

gulf, pushing away the monopoly board: maybe we should stop playing . . .

[Geebs @TalkNerdyToMe22]

This is so cute. Reminds me of @correctmgtt.

I love this. 💙💙

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bartender!gulf: the usual?

mew: you know it

bartender!gulf: [gives mew a forehead kiss]

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[typexpuifai]

puifai: can you stop watching p*rn, please?

type: why?

puifai: because you're seeing other girls naked

type: who said they were girls?

puifai: i-

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@vachirawitfilms a/n: sorry hahaha

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gulf: i can't believe they're still together after all that sh*t

mew: wait, who?!

gulf: who? my ass cheeks [giggles]

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[gulftype x crossover]

gulf : do dragons fart fire?

type: i don't know

gulf : i thought you went to college