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tony: babe babe, do the thing

ziva: [genuinely smiles]

tony, breathless: oh my god...

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tony: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold

ziva: what are you talking about? we're not even engaged

tony:

tony: ...so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night

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@indestinatus it is back my queen i apologize

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ziva: I will put my "A" down to make "A"!

ellie: I will add "T" to your “A” to make "AT"

jimmy: I will add onto your "AT" to make “RAT”

mcgee: I will add onto your “RAT” to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

tony: [flips the board] Oh no! Tidal wave!

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Kidnapper: I'm here to kidnap you.

Tony: Hold on, let me ask Ziva.

Kidnapper: ...It's not a choi-

Tony: she said no.

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everyone: it's funny how close you guys are now.... didn't he hate you at the beginning??

ziva: gibbs hates everyone at the beginning... it's his way of reaching out to people

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tony: why are there little handprints all over the wall!?

ziva, whispering: why are there little handprints all over the wall?

tali, whispering: because I have small hands.

ziva: because she has small hands!

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eli: alright, i'm only going to explain this to you once, so you better listen properly!

tony: well i'm only going to listen to you once, so you better explain it properly

[sofia 💙 @indestinatus]

ziva: did it hurt?

tony: when i fell from heaven?

ziva: when you fell for me.

tony:

tony: yes, in fact, it hurt a lot.

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ziva: did it hurt?

tony: when i fell from heaven?

ziva: when you fell on your face. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw

tony:

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ziva: what can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible.

tony: you mean ‘irresistible’?

ziva: no.

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ziva: the French have given us many good things.

tony: French toast!

ziva: the Guillotine!

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mcrt: is there a reason the couch is on fire?

abby and kasie: science!

mcrt:

mcrt: fair enough

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flight attendant: before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured

tony: [looks at ziva]

ziva: what?

tony: do you feel secure?

ziva: shut up

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bishop: i want to be as cool as ziva

tony: i saw her accidentally drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes

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tony: [hugs ziva]

tony: [softly tucks her hair behind her ear]

tony, whispering: eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we're fucking done.

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tony: babe, stop. All this yelling isn't good for the baby

ziva: ...what baby?

tony: it's me. I'm the baby

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tony: you wanna fight?

ziva:

tony: alright let’s take this outside!

ziva:

tony: the stars are so bright tonight.

ziva:

tony: the moon looks so nice.

ziva:

tony: hold my hand.

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tony: every single odd number has the letter e in it...

ziva: it’s 3 am, please go to sleep

tony: thrEE

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jimmy: it be like that sometimes

ducky: occasionally, the circumstances are such