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Is correct until proven otherwise ;)

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correctntkadi: And now for a gay update with Kaisoo!!

Kaisoo: Getting gayer

Correctntkadi: Wonderful!

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[Kaisoo texting]

Jongin: what are you doing tonight?

Kyungsoo: working again :( *message not delivered*

Kyungsoo: you?

Jongin: oh I like where this is going ;)

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Jongin: Sehun,what’s the peak of stupidity?

Sehun: Yo Chanyeol, how tall are you?

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Kyungsoo, opening the fridge to find Jongin sitting in it: uhm, what on earth are you doing?

Jongin: i decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said chill in the fridge for an hour so here i am

Kyungsoo: no, that's not what- where's the food? hey, WHERE'S THE FOOD?!

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Chanyeol: imagine being under 5’6”

Chanyeol: like what are you going to do in a fight? headbutt my stomach?

Kyungsoo, Baekhyun, Jongdae: say good bye to your knee caps, big btch

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Chanyeol: *pushing on a door that says pull*

Baekhyun, for his vlog: push harder!

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Jongin: Hey wanna see a butterfly?

Kyungsoo: Jongin, for the last time, no-

Jongin: [throws a stick of butter across the room]

@weareoneEXO

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Chanyeol: You wanna see how hardcore i am?

Chanyeol: *Punches a wall*

Chanyeol: Take me to the hospital.

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Kyungsoo: Is that your hand touching my ass ?

Jongin: It was an accident.

Kyungsoo: Your hand is still on my ass.

Jongin: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT.

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Someone: Is Jongin okay? He has been coddling the cactus

Rest of EXO: let him be, that's his emotional support cactus

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Jongin:[sees a dog in a bakery]

Jongin:I hope our paths will croissant again

@weareoneEXO

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Kyungsoo: Fear me,I am the darkness

Everyone:cute!

Kyungsoo:Jongin,why doesn't anyone fear me?

Jongin:*tucking him into bed with teddybear* : bcz you’re not quite evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re semi-evil. You’re the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough

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Jongin:[sees a dog in a bakery]

Jongin:I hope our paths will croissant again

@weareoneEXO

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Jongin: Can you pass me my will to live?

Sehun: I can't throw Kyungsoo across the table

@weareoneEXO

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"My titties are exposed to the world and I will NOT be shamed"
-Jongin probably when he wore those suits with no shirts underneath during love shot era

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EXO: When have we ever given you a reason not to trust us with the kitchen?

Kyungsoo: Would you like me to answer that alphabetically or chronologically?

@weareoneEXO

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190705 Jongin, that's it. That's the tweet.

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Jongin: *feels slightly uncomfortable*

Kyungsoo, wakes up all sweaty in training camp: Something's wrong! Very wrong!

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@lyf4kaisoo Lmao, sorry Kyungsoo

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Chanyeol: oh shi---

Junmyeon: watch your fucking language, we are on fucking live

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Mc: If you were a girl who would you date from your group

Jongin: you don't have to be girl to date Kyungsoo hyung, he is cute, sweet, caring, smol, did I mention cute? When he does aegyo my heart just goes uwu

Mc: ...

EXO:

Mc: what about you guys?

EXO: *gay silence*