incorrect oneus⁵

#LEEDO: how do you do fellow kids? ✨ this is a oneus parody account, im not oneus ✨ vie + she/her ✨ returned from an almost 2 year hiatus, things aren't updated

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

✨5 members are sent off to make their dreams come true. It will only lead to complete and utter chaos✨

[Shannon @towoongs]

so you saw #ONEUS at webridge and now you want to stan: an introduction

[SHINee @SHINee]

What's your S.H.A.T.(SHINee Assessment Test) score?📝

#샤이니 #SHINee
#샤계한 #SHINeeing #SHINee_ing

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Y/N: i wuv you so much my wittle baby girl

Leedo: who are you?

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

[the q slur]

Hwanwoong, taking a selfie: me with the queers!!!

Leedo: ummm, I'm not queer

Xion, his boyfriend, furious: dang, that's news to me.

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Hwanwoong: man, i wanna perform at MAMA

Keonhee: at your mama?

Hwanwoong: no, not my mama.

Keonhee: so my mama???

Hwanwoong: no, neither of our mamas

Keonhee: ...Xion's mama?

Hwanwoong: no...

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Seoho: welcome to bugger than Hwanwoong where we see if household items are bigger than me member Hwanwoong

Hwanwoong: wait what--

Seoho: a lamp!

Hwanwoong: this is mean--

Seoho: bigger than Hwanwoong uwu

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Hwanwoong: if you spoil Across the Spiderverse for me in any way I'm going to fucking scream

Xion: spiderman is in the movie

Hwanwoong: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Leedo: [raiding the fridge at 2am]

San from Ateez: [walks into the dorm uninvited] ...

Leedo: ...

San: why are you in your underwear?

Leedo: why are you in my house?

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Seoho: Do you want a tarot reading? [starts flipping cards]

Leedo: These are pokemon cards.

Seoho: You get magikarp, it means you suck.

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Hwanwoong: if you spoil Across the Spiderverse for me in any way I'm going to fucking scream

Xion: spiderman is in the movie

Hwanwoong: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Leedo: okay, Keonhee, did you give Seoho his meds for his recovery?

Keonhee: I sure did. All twelve pills

Leedo: ...Wait twelve?

Hwanwoong: [walks in] hey has anyone seen my packet of benadryl?

Leedo: ...Oh no

Seoho: i think I'm seeing demons

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Keonhee: i need name ideas, what you got?

Xion: Keonhee

Keonhee: okay that's just my name. Anyone else?

Leedo: Stuart

Hwanwoong: Bob

Seoho: Kevin

Keonhee: I'm just gonna ask TOMOON instead

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Xion: WHAT DID YOU DOOOO????

Leedo, with a pair of scissors in his hand and shorter hair: express my bodily autonomy?

Xion: without my permission?????

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Leedo: okay, Keonhee, did you give Seoho his meds for his recovery?

Keonhee: I sure did. All twelve pills

Leedo: ...Wait twelve?

Hwanwoong: [walks in] hey has anyone seen my packet of benadryl?

Leedo: ...Oh no

Seoho: i think I'm seeing demons

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Leedo: ew you're getting breakfast at McDonald's????

Hwanwoong: if you never had a sausage mcmuffin with a strawberry banana smoothie, just say that. explains why you're so grumpy

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Hwanwoong: hey i made y'all pasta based off your personalities!!

Keonhee: aww thanks, but...

Leedo: why is everything burnt to a crisp?

Hwanwoong: i never said i was good at making pasta

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Wooyoung from Ateez: did you just wink at me?

Hwanwoong wearing his eyepatch: what no, i was just [blinks]

Wooyoung: YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN. SAN!

Hwanwoong: San? Who's San?

San from Ateez: YOU WINKING AT MY BOY?

Hwanwoong, panicking: NO IT'S JUST THE EYEPATCH

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

✨ inspiration✨

https://t.co/D7JD4h6z6B

This person is absolutely correct btw the mcmuffin and smoothie combo is s tier

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Leedo: ew you're getting breakfast at McDonald's????

Hwanwoong: if you never had a sausage mcmuffin with a strawberry banana smoothie, just say that. explains why you're so grumpy

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Xion on a date: ahh this is great, just the three of us

Xion: you...

Xion: me...

Xion: and Seoho

Seoho, ten feet away: 'sup

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

✨ inspiration ✨

https://t.co/3FEicUQvr7

[jae 🍓 @strwbrrylhs]

oneus as different types of pasta, a 🧵

no i will not elaborate on any of these

// food

[incorrect oneus⁵ @correctoneus]

Hwanwoong: hey i made y'all pasta based off your personalities!!

Keonhee: aww thanks, but...

Leedo: why is everything burnt to a crisp?

Hwanwoong: i never said i was good at making pasta