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Welcome to Incorrect PokoPiku!!

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Here we go, the daily prompts! in exactly a month from now! We have included the rules again in the next tweet in this thread, make sure to re-read them! We hope to see you then.

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Reiner: Pieck isn’t answering her phone.

Porco: I’ll call.

Annie: Reiner and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Pieck: Hello?

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Do it for them ❤️

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Reiner: Ever been in love?

Porco: Once.

Reiner, surprised: How’d it end?

Porco, looking at Pieck: It hasn’t.

Reiner: OH-

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Reiner: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure. 

Porco, putting his hand on Pieck’s shoulder: How are you feeling?

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Porco: Hey Reiner, how do I make a date more romantic?

Reiner: Maybe try being more mysterious?

[Later that day]

Pieck: Where are we going?

Porco: None of your fucking business.

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Porco: I do not “spew profanities”, I enunciate them clearly; like a fucking gentleman.

Pieck: Pock, please, there are children here.

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Pieck: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Porco: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Pieck: Hey, we can't go in there. It says 18+ and there's only two of us.

Porco: You are so fucking stupid.

Porco: Just invite more people.

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Reiner: What the fuck? Why is the base on fire?

Porco: In my defense, Pieck was supposed to be supervising me.

Pieck: And in my defense, I myself was left unsupervised.

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Porco, lovingly talking about Pieck at 2am: She could kill me and I’d thank her.

Reiner, tired of hearing this for the millionth time: Yeah, I’d thank her too.

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Pieck: Porco I-

Porco: There is no ‘I’ in this relationship, Pieck. Only ‘we’.

Pieck: Alright then. Porco, ‘we’ are bisexual.

Porco: Damn right we are.

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Pieck: Pock asked me to be his fake date to Reiner and Bertolt’s wedding so he could avoid the usual “are you seeing someone?” questions.

Annie: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this ends.

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Porco: Do I have a crush on Pieck? Absolutely not, why would you ask that?

Reiner: I just... asked where the cereal was.

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@Quexinos [🍞]

I get most of my posts from tumblr && draft them for a while, so it’s just a coincidence they were both posted !!

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Reiner: So, how was the honeymoon?

Porco: Pieck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Porco: She said “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Porco, lovingly: I love her.

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Porco: I’ve never seen two pretty best friends.

Pieck: Are you calling me ugly?

Porco: No, no. I meant we should date.

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Pieck: I tend to act dumb in front of the person I like, it’s embarrassing

Porco: But you /always/ act dumb.

Pieck: ...

Pieck: Yeah, think about that a little bit.

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Pieck: What’s it like being tall?

Pieck: Is it nice?

Pieck: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Porco: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

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Porco & Pieck: *having eye sex*

Reiner: Seriously? Right in front of my salad?