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Bucky: the eagles won last night

Sam: oh, did you watch the game?

Bucky, covered in blood and scratches: the game?

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Sarah: do you have any little nicknames for Bucky?

Sam: dumbass

Sarah: adorable

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Joaquín: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Bucky: I’m a knife

Sam: he’s a little spoon

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Bucky: I will do a lot of things

Bucky: but admitting to Sam that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them

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Bucky: you love me, right Sam?

Sam: normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Bucky: get out of the chair

Sam: maybe you should reconsider how you’re asking

Bucky:

Bucky: get the fuck out of the chair

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Sam: you look pretty

Bucky: yeah pretty depressed

Sam:

Bucky: you were flirting, weren’t you?

Sam: yeah, but now I’m kinda concerned

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Sam: if I run and leap at Bucky, he will most certainly catch me in his arms

Sam, running towards Bucky: coming in!

Bucky: no! I'm holding coffee!

Bucky: *drops coffee and catches Sam*

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Sam: *watching Bucky sleep*

Sam: I just love him so much, he’s my everything-

Bucky: *starts snoring*

Sam: I can’t live like this

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Sam: about a month ago, Bucky and I slept together

Sarah: and?

Sam: I thought you'd be more surprised

Sarah: oh, sorry

Sarah, gasping: and?

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Bucky: *staring intensely at Sam*

Sam: uhh, Bucky?

Bucky: I'm sorry, was I being proud of you too loud?

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Sam: you use humor to deflect your trauma

Bucky: aw, thanks

Sam: that's not a good thing

Bucky: all I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny

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Bucky: in fact, you just lost your “Buck” privileges. From now on, you can only refer to me as “James” or “hey you”

Sam: come on, Buck

Bucky: *ignoring him*

Sam: come on, hey you

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Sam: I think I have a crush on Bucky

Sarah: congratulations you're officially the last to know

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Sam: let me show you a picture from last night that really upsets me

Bucky: okay, but in my defense, Sharon bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Sam: that's not what I- you drank shampoo?!

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Bucky: see you later, asshole!

Sam: bye, Bucky

Bucky: *stops walking* what? you’re not going to insult me back?

Bucky: are you mad at me?

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happy new year everyone ❤️ thank you so much for all the love on this account, I have SO much fun with all of this and I’m really glad y’all do too ❤️

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Sam and Bucky: 3...2...1... Happy New Year! *start kissing*

Sarah: guys, it's not even midnight yet. Can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off?

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Sam: I mean, yeah, we’re friends and all of that, but I’d totally kiss you if you asked

Bucky: what

Sam: what

Sarah, from the other side of the room: he said he’d kiss you if you asked