Correne Kristiansen

Obsessive dog mom. Government gal. @usmnt Fan. Recovering Ex-Lawyer. Occasional funny person. Tweets here are mine.

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

I’m not too familiar with sports terms but I think this is called HITTING IT OUT OF THE PARK ⚾️ @NikkiGlaser 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Golden Globes @goldenglobes]

Say hello to your roast for the night—Oops, we mean HOST for the night... @NikkiGlaser! 🎙️ #GoldenGlobes

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

I actually respect Biden’s screw it, I’m old, this-is-the-dumpster-fire-we-live-in-now-anyway attitude re the Hunter pardon. Go have some some ice cream, Joe. You know Trump would/will do the same goddamn thing.

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

I worked in retail and fast food in HS and college. In law school, they specifically told us NOT to include past jobs that were irrelevant to our field on our resumes. I’m still baffled that some ppl think this is “lying” at least when @KamalaHarris does it. #mcdonaldsgate

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

If Trump thinks this is the level of healthcare they have in prison, he’s gonna be deeply disappointed when he gets there.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

"She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison" is the WILDEST thing I've ever heard in any debate. EVER.

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

Before he says anything, he needs to ask himself, will my much smarter wife be stuck using her law degree to rationalize this as “JD trying to be funny” on cable news tomorrow?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This Entourage reboot is going to be awesome

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

@jjabbott I’m getting major vape shop vibes.

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

While I doubt the D win in CD-3 NY is a sign of anything other than Santositis, I DO think the @pahdcc win in Lower Bucks is 🙏🏼🤞🏼🙌🏼 Special elections are always weird but #HD140 is abt as swingy white working class as it gets. Great work @BucksDems 🎉

@CNNPolitics @jaketapper

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

Congratulations to Bucks County’s newest State Representative and newest member of our House Democratic majority, @Jimfor140!

I’ll see you in Harrisburg as we work to cut costs, invest in our future, and defend our fundamental freedoms. Let’s go get stuff done.

[Writers Guild of America East @WGAEast]

Looking for ways to support the #WGAstrike and #SAGAFTRAstrike? Amplifying our demands via social media, donating places such as the Entertainment Community Fund, and of course showing up to pickets all help! Read more via @washingtonpost ⬇️

https://t.co/Nad4YyiqMC

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

Watching #USAvMEX like…

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Iconic Moment 🇺🇸

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

Gio getting elbowed in the face was the cleansing moment we all needed after #WorldCup2022’s #MommyDaddyGate. #USMNT #USAvMEX ⚽️🥴

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

Guess who’s back?!?! #usmnt #berhaltersback

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

Good.

[Paul Tenorio @PaulTenorio]

BREAKING: Gregg Berhalter is set to return as manager of the #USMNT, according to multiple sources briefed on the negotiations.

Deal still being finalized, but return is imminent.

Reporting with @MLSist: https://t.co/TnDBwhFB5a

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

@clint_dempsey is the only thing that makes watching #usmnt matches on Paramount Plus tolerable.

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

Gio, why is that your hair?! #USMNT #USAvMEX

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

@aubrey_stuber @Fort_Huachuca Keep up all your badassery!!

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

@melaniedrose Right there with ya!

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

12 minutes. 2 yellows. God help us.
🙏🏼🙏🏼
#usmnt #FIFAWorldCup

[Senator Maria Collett @SenatorCollett]

Yesterday, my colleagues @RepSchlossberg, @RepWendi and I were called to testify before the Senate Health & Human Svcs Cmte in our capacity as members of the Commonwealth’s newly-formed Behavioral Health Commission for Adult Mental Health.

[Correne Kristiansen @correnek]

@Jezebel Fun fact: @ThomBrowne’s brother is retiring PA State @SenatorBrowne!