the surprise of "Columbo," watching it decades later as one who'd never watched it in the past, is how relentlessly Bernie Sandersian it is---meaning: literally every murder is perpetrated by a snooty wealthy smug person living in a mansion in hills above the city who is tracked down doggedly by a sweetly affable, seemingly clumsy & clueless lovable prole in a rumpled trench coat: "And one more thing...."
always always the clever prole makes a fool out of the snooty rich smug sap & his snooty friends in their fancy snooty mansions with their fancy sports cars & women with bouffant hair & diamonds.
but "Columbo" always ends abruptly. just--ends.
we don't get to see the snooty wealthy smug murderer acquitted of all his crimes because he has hired the very best criminal lawyer in California because he IS wealthy.
so take that, Columbo, & Bernie Sanders. the American Way.
Everyone’s asking: can FSTL fix the reflecting pool?
We put our best people on it and have come up with a 3 point plan.
1. Drain the pool of algae and peeling paint.
2. RFK Jr. will eat the algae and peeled paint.
3. Remove Trump from office. https://t.co/GyYDhcmxyQ
Like my co-worker who only comes into the office during the summer: when she’s here I have to leave 5-10 minutes early so I can cool off in the bathroom because if I walk into work sweaty and out of breath she’ll mean girl me. But heaven forbid we call neurotypicals uptight.
This headline from @Independent
clearly blames the mother for this tragedy. In fact, the father was in charge of the toddler at the time.
https://t.co/Ys7X8DIgDY
I know teens and young adults aren’t the most put together but I still think pimple patches to work/going out are the dumbest thing to come out of this “dress down” culture