RedSnapper

American Indian having soooo many abortions; full of rage and Jameson

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@itsnotsevidanes THIS IS NOT SMITH OMG

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@TheLucyShow1 Men can’t do anything

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@BBCNews Your headlines BLOW

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

the surprise of "Columbo," watching it decades later as one who'd never watched it in the past, is how relentlessly Bernie Sandersian it is---meaning: literally every murder is perpetrated by a snooty wealthy smug person living in a mansion in hills above the city who is tracked down doggedly by a sweetly affable, seemingly clumsy & clueless lovable prole in a rumpled trench coat: "And one more thing...."

always always the clever prole makes a fool out of the snooty rich smug sap & his snooty friends in their fancy snooty mansions with their fancy sports cars & women with bouffant hair & diamonds.

but "Columbo" always ends abruptly. just--ends.
we don't get to see the snooty wealthy smug murderer acquitted of all his crimes because he has hired the very best criminal lawyer in California because he IS wealthy.

so take that, Columbo, & Bernie Sanders. the American Way.

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@JoyceCarolOates I have witnessed a murder

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

you will never know.

[Rev. Dr. Boudyka @bdk1521]

Tale as old as time: woman overfunctioning to compensate for lazy slacking man who thinks he should be considered the “leader” 🙄

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Everyone’s asking: can FSTL fix the reflecting pool?

We put our best people on it and have come up with a 3 point plan.

1. Drain the pool of algae and peeling paint.

2. RFK Jr. will eat the algae and peeled paint.

3. Remove Trump from office. https://t.co/GyYDhcmxyQ

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@KatieMiller Weird looking baby

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

Ummmm how would you accommodate this….?

[Amanda🥀 @smelltouchfeel]

Like my co-worker who only comes into the office during the summer: when she’s here I have to leave 5-10 minutes early so I can cool off in the bathroom because if I walk into work sweaty and out of breath she’ll mean girl me. But heaven forbid we call neurotypicals uptight.

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@sheratonhotels You. Have. No. Jameson.

[Milli Hill @millihill]

This headline from @Independent
clearly blames the mother for this tragedy. In fact, the father was in charge of the toddler at the time.
https://t.co/Ys7X8DIgDY

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@TMZ We don’t hate them enough

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@CoreyTheX @XMoney He’s definitely gonna fuck you now

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@NFLFrascella Queen. Cops are trash

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

@stoolpresidente I’ve seen you try to run 😂

[RedSnapper @corrie_lay]

I literally cannot concentrate when they’re wearing them

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I know teens and young adults aren’t the most put together but I still think pimple patches to work/going out are the dumbest thing to come out of this “dress down” culture

[KBakes💕 @itskbakes]

Don’t invite me to dinner if you do this…