Corrie Beth Tyler

“Should’ve put a muffin in your ice cream.” -Gary

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

“We grew up thinking that we were all saved, but never safe.” #theheretic

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Jim: Can we do it on Groundhog Day?

Michael: No. I celebrate privately.

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

“Corrie there’s something i have to tell you....
I’m a Russian spy.” *puffs chest to appear more Russian*
-Gary

[The Sarver Group @MattSarver]

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Here is a snapshot of what our day will look like! 😃

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

While Gary and I were at Target shopping for Christmas trees, a lady told us that 2 years ago her kitten hung itself in her tree. We didn’t buy a Christmas tree tonight. We lost our spirit.

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

The residents at nursing homes complement me on my sweaters, so that makes me happy.

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

@Catherine_Rigby Me.

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

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┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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Don't skip the Stranger Things intro
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[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

About 1 year ago I saw a cow on someone’s porch. Now whenever I drive by that house I doubt what happened because it seems so crazy.

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

Gary wants to be sour cream for Halloween 🎃😂🌮

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

@atkins_angela1 Nah. I’ll just go to a gas station

[Michael Gungor @michaelgungor]

Those overly concerned w symbols of the country (flag, anthem..) are often the least concerned about the actual country (the land & people)

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

RT if you're inspired https://t.co/uuCcvQ97io

[Corrie Beth Tyler @corriebeth7]

You know you're old when you bring a fly swatter into McDonalds.

[Gary @TylerWGary]

"You are welcome here. You are welcome God. You are welcome in this place." @TobyTobyJoyJoy #blessed #wrecked #scandalouslove