Corrie Heale

Freelance art director specialising in food and creator of

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@BionaOrganic what’s happened to your brown sauce????! Why have you replaced it with this weird brown water? Just ruined my breakfast ☹️ Devo

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@hillarysblinds hi! I have just purchased some blinds with you and was told I would hear back within 72 hours about installation. That was four days ago now. Order number H6635.

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@rihoas_official can someone contact me regarding my order #163259? I’ve attempted to return items to you since the 10/06/23. My delivery arrived at your Spanish warehouse on the 3rd of July only to be rejected! I have emailed customer service but am yet to receive a response

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@tiptree have you changed your tomato ketchup recipe? Seems much looser in texture and not as flavourful as usual?

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@HMRCcustomers Oh my god, this has been such a waste of time. Im not asking about how to pay my self assessment bill, I was asking how to pay the penalty. Just forget it.

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@HMRCcustomers So I received a penalty notice letter in the post for not completing my self assessment in time. I’m simply trying to pay it online, the letter told me to go to https://t.co/PDcDh1bCYu and follow the instructions. It then takes me to a page asking for a ref number I don’t have

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@HMRCcustomers I just received a penalty notice for not filing my self assessment on time. I’m trying to pay it but can’t seem to find the reference number on the penalty notice? Says it’s supposed to start with an X? Can someone help me please?

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@HMRCcustomers This is what it is asking for

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@HMRCcustomers Honestly I’ve been trying to pay this all afternoon, it shouldn’t be this hard

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@HMRCcustomers Yes so I have that but that’s not the number it’s asking for. It’s asking for 14-15 digit number starting with an X.

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@HMRCcustomers It’s self assessment. I have the letter here but can’t find any reference number beginning with an X? I just want to pay it

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@CauldronFoods what on gods green earth has happened to your sausages? They’ve been a family favourite of ours for well over a decade. Such a shame that by making them vegan, they are now utterly inedible. I won’t be buying them again. Happy veganuary #disappointed

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@O2 What do you mean ‘you’re sorry that not all customers were successful?’ How was anyone successful when the The O2 app was down all day and night yesterday? Absolute shambles. @ThreeUK customers didn’t seem to have a problem.

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What a joke! My poor mother in law is still waiting for a reply from @Airbnb_uk after our accommodation was cancelled and forced to rebook costing an extra £500. After being promised a coupon by ‘Jenneffer’ 3 months ago, we are still yet to receive any compensation. Disgusting.

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Blueberry baked oats https://t.co/VtB5ZThMz7

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Butterbean & chickpea soup with pesto broth https://t.co/xXpEnpMmk3

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Can someone please explain to me why episodes 17, 18 and 20 of @MAFSUK are not on @All4 catch up???? I’m dying here people!

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Tasty tofu https://t.co/ROeQ9vyxjN

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Summer salads https://t.co/djRdIYVs5f