shez

serial deleter of tweets and proud 💫

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @muxsin2003]

“Gregg”

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

Going to bed at 10pm every night

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

Lumumba Vea, DR Congo's most iconic supporter, will miss the Leopards' decisive World Cup match against Uzbekistan after failing to obtain a U.S. visa. Stranded in Mexico, he was forced to return home to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, meaning he'll also miss any remaining matches if DR Congo advances. I've seen enough. This is the worst-organized World Cup I've ever witnessed.

[suka @culkinco]

u can't try to maintain a false sense of prestige by not inviting influencers when tom holland is in your cast christopher nolan

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Who could have imagined someone like Joe listing a bunch of Israeli atrocities on mainstream tv five years ago?

[Unscripted @Unscripted011]

@calisssii Alisha Lehmann has over 16 million followers and is a global sports brand, and she’s getting married to a guy who got dumped after 5 days on Love Island All-Stars. You have to respect the absolute generational hustle from Montel here.

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

If the rumors of #LadiesOfLondon being put on “pause” is true, then my main concern is making sure Martha Lady Sitwell retains being on our screens in some way

Traitors, London Housewives, Crappie Lake… Something!!! 😭😭

[shez @corrietan2]

@whatbunnysaid She survived Peter Andre she deserves all the love

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Here’s how Lana Del Rey would look if she were a Labour MP elected in 2024 in a previously safe Conservative seat who was appointed to a completely forgettable minor frontbench position, resigned in March in an effort to force Starmer out and remained a backbencher under Burnham

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Magnum isn’t an ice lolly it’s an ice cream this country has gone to the dogs

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam, who claimed Harry Kane would have a goalless night, says he has ‘released’ him now after England drew with Ghana.

🗣️“I am now going to release Harry Kane so that he can score in the next match for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿” - Nana Kwaku Bonsam

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

This you?

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

This is the paedophile rapist and Orangeman who had a telescope fixed to watch a primary and nursery school – but cops failed to let the school know.
https://t.co/x6Vobezc30
https://t.co/x6Vobezc30

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Larry’s spirit defo wasn’t feeling Rishi

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

If you look like this you’re either Levantine, Iranian, Pashtun or…Welsh.

This man could be a ruby merchant in Herat or a bar manager in Llanelli.

[fake bisexual liberation front @heshidicjudaism]

Man we’re friends who posted a picture together can everyone chill out

[shez @corrietan2]

😭😭

[james @jms_tny]

#thevalley

[🦄Puřdo 🏳️‍🌈 #BanShortsTwt @purdyrebelkinch]

According to that Yookay aesthetic account, one of these scenes is "trashy" and sign of "Decay" and it's apparently not the one on the right

[🇨🇲🇨🇮 @Tillitstank3]

Getting asked to bend the knee in regards to usmnt