Will Corrigan

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

And @kaylahatki changed my mind!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The commentary 😂 https://t.co/Nt1PlpT90M

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Loudest chips

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Dwight Shrute actually make sense

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Never been to brunch where there’s bouncers

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

@ashesdonnelly Up yours

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

I miss the days when 8 am was early

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Just going to say it..I hate Disney

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

My dad and I have common interest in good whiskey 🤘🏼👌

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

@itsjustalen If you don't report you equally as guilty just saying

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Went back to my old ways of shopping on amazon with a few drinks in me😐

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Yeah my last tweeted was to my barber for giving me a shitty hair cut #foreversalt #newbarber

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

"ahh go fuck yourself" or "ahh get bent" moments are what keep me happy

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The human body never fails to amaze me.

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

I'll take a lager over a beer any day

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

A little scotch before bed never hurt anyone

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

Look out for #1 (yourself) and don't step in #2 (everything else/poop)

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

I need to stop online shopping when I'm drinking

[Will Corrigan @corrigan_will]

I'm the king of saying I'll be right back at a party... and then never coming back just because I don't want to be there