Corrine Evans

your favorite local dumb bitch

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

@swbrailriders @Yankees @Pirates Omg please! @Sporkis1029

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

I have never been more terrified to be a woman than I am today. Thank god for long lasting birth control I guess

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

working in healthcare just ain’t it anymore…my patience is gone😭

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

crazy realizing it was pitch black during the sinking of the Titanic....in the film everything is lit up, but when it actually happened no one could see anything...a huge structure buckling beneath them and all they could hear were screams & loud creaks of metal

[dani @kordeilogy]

My goodness.. Rihanna is stunning

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

Alexa play “if I were a boy” by Beyoncé

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

Today I got yelled at by a pt bc she could hear my music playing through the phone..she said it was “inappropriate” it was Encanto..

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

Y’all I’m one bad day away from quitting my job and moving my family to Alaska to live with the moose

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

Just gotta remind myself that I’m way to pretty for prison…

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

Now that the Twilight movies are on Netflix Ive watched them all at least 6 times each..and im not ashamed

[Barndominium & Farmhouses @barndominium_us]

This is the one.

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

My bitchy boss always comes in and demands I turn my music off for her to play her 90’s grunge music, today I said no and now we’re all listening to Taylor swift 😂

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

If I wanted the government in my uterus I’d fuck a senator. #AbortionIsHealthcare

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

Don’t want no other shade of blue but you

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

I need a mother fucking vacation

[riss ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ @rissxv]

why they do Freddie like that 😭😂

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

I won’t fight for love if you won’t meet me halfway...❣️

[Corrine Evans @corrineevans1]

One mental breakdown away from shaving my head