"Patrick?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't think this girl can get much gassier."
"NONSENSE!" *Pump* *Pump* *Pump* *Pump* *Pump*
"PAT NOO!!!"
**mm-BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP**
A bus driver was fired after her fart left a colleague needing to shower and wash her clothes to get rid of the smell
The colleague said the stench was so bad that her partner thought she'd soiled herself