EDDIE

should've stayed dead. instead i got a second chance at being hawkins' biggest fucking problem.

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

★ EDDIE MUNSON . ݁₊ 🩸⊹ .

age? technically 20 something. spiritually? somewhere around 700. don't ask.

♑︎ capricorn. town freak. metalhead menace. professional yapper. loudmouth. filthy minded. chaotic as FUCK. dramatic. shameless. big fucking heart though. unfortunately.

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@kkurtsworldd96 well hello, princess GRRRRRR do you have tats, kurt?

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

WHAT IS UP MY SEXY PEOPLE???? it's felt like a century since i've graced social media with my nasty presence. I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU FUCKERS MISSED ME!!!!!!

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

kinda miss him... i'm SO fucked, i'm beyond fucked, SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVENT A NEW WORD TO DESCRIBE "FUCKED"

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@briarrpatch thank you, dollface, may satan steer far from your presence 🖤

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@WSQKhair wouldn't you love to know, mhm? HAHAHAHA

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

MY MOUTH JUST WATERED SO BAD MY WHOLE PHONE SCREEN IS WET! FUCK!

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

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[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

// so i feel my replies aren't showing up for everybody 💔 ELON FIX THIS SHIT

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

CAN PEOPLE SEE MY TWEETS???? OR AM I BEING SILENCED????

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@briarrpatch hey hey hey, it's okay, sweetheart, truly it is! i'm just being a dramatic little piece of shit HA! for your sweet knowledge, the song is called balls to the wall by accept!

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

they're coming to get you... AND THEN YOU'LL GET YOUR BALLS TO THE WALL, MAN!!!!!!!!

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@WSQKhair OH? what the heck? I'M ACTUALLY BEING SILENCED? HE WHOM SHALL NOT BE NAMED WILL PAY FOR THESE CRIMES!

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

CAN PEOPLE SEE MY TWEETS???? OR AM I BEING SILENCED????

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@briarrpatch briar... sweetie... don't tell me... you don't know what song this is from... DON'T HURT ME THIS WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaah

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@WSQKhair well thank you, pretty boy! i like using 'em to step on people HAHAHAHA

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@briarrpatch // good luck with classes <3

[briar ౨ৎ @briarrpatch]

briar rose moore ☆

📍nyc. noah radcliffe lover. matcha enthusiast. model. bellissima inc ambassador.

oc • MDNI • 18+ !!

https://t.co/pom5yVgE58

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

// i will be making a super over the top strawpage for eddie #SOON

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@biwithabat HEY BUSY, IT'S EDDIE! and you're looking fucking scrumptious as ever RAAAAAAAAH

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@WSQKhair i cordially invite you to google it, big boy, it's a compliment! i'm speaking a level of english obtained through high consumption of literature. IN FACT, i'm pretty sure you'd enjoy the novel where i picked that word up from, romance! right up your alley!

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

CAN THIS FUCKASS APP PLEASE LEMME FOLLOW PEOPLE

[Steve @itshairington]

Hey! Got something you wanna say? C’mon, don’t be shy. You know where to find me.
Steve Harrington, by the way. :)

https://t.co/FS1apL5UnM

[EDDIE @corrodedfreak]

@WSQKhair i'm just messing with ya, jesus h christ. can't a man be a bit of a jester in the presence of such pulchritude?