𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★

cw: 75 gw: 45kg
18 (07) (they/she)
Canada. 🇨🇦
active edtwt, shtwt lurker

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

So glad i don't get hangovers, it makes drinking so much more enjoyable

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

i havent gotten drunk in ages. im so happy this is amazing

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

I LOVE DRINKING. i like mixing things with everclear 🤤

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

Hashtag concussed and still working

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

literally losinh my mind waiting for my boss to contact me.. im supposed to come in and help with the beer order but i havent heard anything yet. im so fucking nauseous from waiting

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

got asked how i lost weight by my gm at work and just told her "oh keto and heavy restrictions" she does not need to know i have an ed 🫩

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

im so sleepy :( i hate being so exhausted

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

Went to a drama club reunion thing from my highschool and got told that my body is tea and i look completely different 😝

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

oh yeah i had McDonald's for lunch and the chicken on my sandwich was still pink and i didnt realize until i was over halfway done it 💔

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

how the FUCK did i cut the roof of my mouth.. i just wanna sleep bro 😭

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

The salad my mom made me for work is more chicken with a hint of lettuce and cucumber lmao

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

Just bought my boyfriend tickets to see the recording of hadestown for his birthday but i just realized that was the last of my money.. So like im screwed until i get paid 💔

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

i need good bras.. all of mine are too small 😭

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

My drink was supposed to taste like blue raspberry...not straight vodka bro 😭 i just wanted a good drink

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

nevermind it was an allergic reaction to oregano, im not sick lol

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

hashtag threw up at work
hashtag shouldve called in sick

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

fucking hell im sick again :( hopefully this passes before work

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

i sleep so much omg, if my dog didnt start crying at my door i probably would've been sleeping even longer

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

of course its supposed to storm my one day off work 😭😭

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ☆★ @corrupt0nline]

@jjsedtwt Thats definitely a circulation issue, it could be from low blood pressure but i would definitely bring it up to a doctor!