Corrupt

Sup Nerds. Just here for Ukrainian tank theft memes.

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Mr. President, Ukraine did not “start” this war. Russia launched an unprovoked and brutal invasion claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. The Road to Peace must be built on the Truth.🇺🇸🇺🇦

“Russia Invades Ukraine in Largest European Attack Since WWII” @FoxNews (February 24, 2022) https://t.co/ra8R9PI9oj

[Heorhii Tykhyi @SpoxUkraineMFA]

This is a lie.

In reality, every piece of military equipment delivered to Ukraine is tracked.

All supplied weapons are monitored by independent mechanisms. And none of the multiple U.S. inspections have ever revealed any misuse.

[Hutch @hutchinson]

Trump’s own lawyers couldn’t articulate in court how the USAID is corrupt, but drooling MAGA idiots who didn’t know the organization even existed two weeks ago have a five tweet thread locked and loaded to break it down for all of us 😬

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Our SuperBowl commercial would be 25 seconds of this, followed by a recruitment QR code.

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

We’re not doing the planes crashing thing. That’s all you, America. But you know what else deregulation paves the way for? COBRA!

[Hutch @hutchinson]

A SpaceX vehicle with two empty seats has been docked with the International Space Station since *September*. They are not “stranded.”

Their return flight home got bumped from Feb to March because (and here’s the fun part) SpaceX asked for more time to test their new spacecraft.

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

I’m thankful for numbers and letters. C-4. AR-15. 36DD.

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

I have a modest proposal: you all stop talking about how rich people shouldn’t exist, but once a year we wicker man a randomly-chosen billionaire on live TV.

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

ssssame as it ever wassss

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

#Vote

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

If someone called Cobra Island a floating island of garbage, they wouldn’t exactly be wrong, but they wouldn’t exactly be able to eat solid food again either.

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

47 states have early voting. If you don’t take the opportunity to write me in on your ballot, I question your commitment to world domination.

[Corrupt @Corrupt141]

@AndyLunique I need another Mercenaries game in my life

[Hutch @hutchinson]

Whenever I hear somebody claim that Trump exudes strength, I immediately assume that this person was traumatized really really bad when they were in their formative years 🤷‍♂️

[FALSE 💊 @FalseStream]

when they tell you Tim Walz is weird it's because he *didn't* fuck a couch

[XBOX @XBOX]

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