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Producer of Things — Maker of Beats — Just here to make you laugh — Professional Competitive Fast & Furious Crossroads Player — 2002 Llama Wrangling Champion 🏆

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yes the bot is working perfectly. yes.

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@BigSeanQ_ This is probably 90% the execs just wanting to do cool shit on the weekends

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@jameypricephoto I don’t think people realize, before Formula 1, November was always the slowest month for Las Vegas Tourism.

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@PhiloGroves bro I accidentally refresh my YouTube page and never see those thumbnails ever again it’s awful

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@CadetTorr @streetmediatv and this officer works at the high school 💀

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@WeeWheaton @streetmediatv No. His username is “anonymized” on YouTube. This officer works at the high school and was forced to call him and apologize 💀

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@anamaryb It’s because if you walk faster than an 85 year old it doesn’t work

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@Jcbabs88 Hydra is a police training system I believe

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@TheGoblinnn Call and get them to put it all on a payment plan and see how much further you can kick it

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@nypost Horny adult male uses personal laptop to watch porn instead of business pc? What's going on here lol

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@AndrewBlake92 @KoruturkBey I scrolled back cause my brain was like wait whats an underwear operations soldier 😭

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@the_HUGOAT “want to make sims” brother they gave the cars grappling hooks in this game 😭

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@5_0AnthO @afpolice Did you see the video from anonymized on YouTube? He got pulled over by one of their officers within the last month. Corruption runs deep in that department.

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@TownsUsa I mean have you seen whats going on in Utah and Idaho brother

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@unvarnishedvoid Are they serving it inside a balloon?

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@shawarmawarma @itskikidanger Actually I think the image in reckless Ben’s videos is just a stock image of a dislocated shoulder

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@BoxOfficebrawlr @Cinemark there’s been random kids in our theater arcade every time I’ve been there on the weekends. also every movie theater I’ve been in has enough big empty space already to do this without touching the arcade. my local theater has had half the lobby closed off and unused since 2019.

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@JennyC97x I have 2 sets of the Wireless official Xbox ones and *never* had this issue.

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@vxunderground I saw this one before the community note and it gave me a good chuckle. Reminded me of the charge your iPhone in the microwave meme from years back for some reason

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@EinsiedlerKreb @Marxon1134x Those fucking Mormon temple garments must cup the fucking balls better than anything in the world the way y’all suckled those rich white mormon man tits.