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I am leaving.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

I should note that I basically learned to drive at 23. I got my license at 19 and barely drove. I was terrified. I became an excellent driver because my job from 23-26 involved driving an agency van and transporting emotionally dysregulated teenagers.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

17-20 is the golden time, any earlier too reckless and any later too anxious because driving is in fact very serious and dangerous and you can kill your self or others

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

I simply believe that if Sabrina Voinea’s CAS case in pursuit of a bronze medal she has never been awarded were still pending FRG would find the funds to defend the case at CAS.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

WHAT?!

[Shannon’s Spanx @Shannonsspanx]

Chris Sieber really was everywhere in the early 2000s

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

@turntineforwhat I find you very inspiring. You are getting this degree.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Set him up with the groomer of that basketball player from Duke

[SmellyDeLaCruz @BurrowLand]

Cleveland Browns tight end Joe Royer is 24 dating a 18 year old who just graduated high school.

His position coaches daughter. Likely he knew her before she was 18.

Had a high schooler coming to his games in his jersey as a senior 😭😭

#Royerfiles

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Why are we paying for NYPD overtime for a billionaire’s wedding

[katie honan @katie_honan]

NYPD overtime estimates for the first seven days of July — with FIFA and Sail250 and Taylor Swift’s wedding — are $35-42 million, @NYPDPC says at executive budget hearing. The Swift part did have a chuckle after it.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

@offbeatorbit @bigsnugga I convinced my mom last week Long Island passed a law banning the use of turn signals after cursing at several LI drivers in Queens

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

@thenoasletter LMFAO I missed that too. Why is he sometimes so hot and sometimes so not.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Locking in for an influx of the most insufferable tender overly precious people on this website since this was RT by Ashley Reese, a magnet for the ire of people who are terminally online and have no IRL friends

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

17-20 is the golden time, any earlier too reckless and any later too anxious because driving is in fact very serious and dangerous and you can kill your self or others

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Learning how to drive is one of those things you’re really better off doing when you’re a teenager and your brain isn’t fully developed and you’re a little more fearless bc if I had to learn as a grown ass adult I’d be petrified.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

I would be in that voting booth grumbling I can’t believe I’m voting for someone who doesn’t know what words mean

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Graham Platner criticized reports on his alleged pre-campaign extramarital sexting as ‘gossip’ and ‘journalistic malpractice.’ https://t.co/YCJziaiFQz

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

He sucks! And it sucks that’s he’s the only option. And his behavior is disgusting and not normal and indicative of impulse control issues. He’s not young and this wasn’t a long time ago.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

The sexting was in 2024. When he was coming up on 40. He married his wife after dating her for 6 months in 2023. The early parts of relationships and marriages, particularly when the marriages are fast, are not usually the hard parts.

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

re: the graham platner stuff — i personally don’t really care what anyone does in their private life but he is obviously an imperfect candidate. but we’re going to see a lot more of this as young people who have partied, said stupid shit online, etc. continue to run for office

[Anna KNICKS IN 4 @RadioFreeAnna]

found an old letterboxd review where I said "Latinx"

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

@thenoasletter Is he the Staten Island Puerto Rican

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Danny Burstein is allergic to unemployment

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

Danny Burstein, Jessica Hecht, and Jeremy Shamos will lead a new Broadway revival of Awake and Sing! https://t.co/Ea95ZJOlxz

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

I am so glad I was never inclined to watch Euphoria

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Spell Azaraya Ra-Akbar’s name right or don’t talk about her

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

I ran into someone I went to high school with and his younger fiancée a few weeks ago and was tempted to yell GIRL RUN but didn’t anyway now it’s wedding weekend and I wish I did

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

There were some kids vaping at the Mets game and it was pissing off my friend so I told him to go knock the vape out of one of their hands because I could tell none of them could fight