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Lesser interesting league player

[Jedi @dhe3g]

I pray u experience this at least once in your life.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

"It's just a fight for third place"

The lore for France vs England:

[|DoreFatum| @DoreFatum]

Alt history be like...

[california girl to male @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses

[nuri ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @nurieaaa]

i hate getting peer pressured

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nigga, is this a restaurant…BATTLE PASS?????????

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

Me fr

[hunter @3gpmh]

i aint never having sex w a gender fluid person what if they change their gender halfway through and make me gay

[zev eridian-esque @sybaumoebas]

Huge news for keep inventory players who like to explore in every direction from their base until they get bored

[floppy @CactusFuturist]

Every server I played on like 13-15 years ago already had the sitting plugin for stairs and slabs. I was getting regular lap dances from the local gamer girl WHORES on faction servers while my little Steve voxel PECKER boinged up n down. These newgens have nothing.

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

“A leader who does not want the crown is the one who deserves it the most”

[Codec @corruptedvirgo]

@windupsabine @MiCorderita

[sabi @windupsabine]

xiv easily has one of the top 5 most insufferable playerbases once you get past the "omg theyre so welcoming to new players!" blinders. you guys have far too much free time on your computers playing dressup and living out mean girl fantasies, maybe we look into therapy

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

this has to be the best video I ever made

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Nix @mrs_galvus]

The love of your life is not on Eorzean tinder they're in the Gold Saucer playing Slice is Right