Things I'll say in the same 5 minute span: "Xanthippe, Socrates wife was basically his dominatrix. He was a sub who liked the submissive relationship role and was attracted to his hot-tempered, bossy wife."
Also: "That guy we walked past, wasn't just stoned, he was "Towely."
The only things Chuck Norris couldnβt survive was the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny and 2026, if youβre wondering just how fucked up this year is.
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