@corruptlittleminds

💀Everything your mind wants to say but can’t 🔞Warning warped, twisted but humorous shit 😂Cards, gifts & shit coming soon

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Me: moan moan why are they taking so long moan moan

Person serving: sorry for the wait

Me: no worries

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you won’t be getting a Mother’s Day card from your fucking dog!

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Boris Johnson has done more for people losing weight in one week than Joe Wicks has achieved all year.

Can’t eat if there’s no fucking food in the country

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When you feel like you’ve been on ‘the chase’ all weekend!
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What’s the best question your kid ever asked you? 30 times over!
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@EmmaLizThompson Hi Emma I would love to screenshot and use your tweet as a post on my instagram, I only will with your permission but I think my followers will find this hilarious

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Dont drink n DM this wkend
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I’m not here to make friends
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