Cortland Johansen

Nerd, geek, musician, Bay Area sports lover living in Tahoe, weirdo, spaztard

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

SHARKS FANS, HOW ARE WE FEELING??

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@Safteh157163 @SFGiants

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@KylenMills I tend to call it Xitter 💩

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@SFGiantsMemer Makes me miss the Bay Area ❤️

[PWHL San Jose @PWHL_SanJose]

THE PICK IS IN ‼️

With the 4th pick in the 1st round, San Jose selects Laila Edwards!

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@MLBTheShow @Topps Bericoto over Lee is certainly a choice

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

Bryce Eldridge has an emotional reaction after being told he's the youngest MLB player ever to hit a walk-off grand slam 🥹

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Bryce called game 😤

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@TheHiddenOneAC OG legit has the same eyes. New is absolutely better

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Welcome to the Bay!

[PWHL San Jose @PWHL_SanJose]

History starts in net 🧡

Goaltender Corinne Schroeder becomes the first-ever player in PWHL San Jose history, signing a two-year Standard Player Agreement.

📰 https://t.co/PioQF5XOPh

[Sacramento River Cats @RiverCats]

Welcome aboard, Wilkinson. 🚢

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

VICTOR BERICOTO @MLB HOMER NO. 1 🚀

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@GiantHotTakes Should have said this earlier and he might have scored earlier. Now we know he is

[Eugene Emeralds @EugeneEmeralds]

Leveling up the lineup 🎮

Join us in welcoming Jhonny Level to Eugene 👏

Today’s starting lineup is brought to you by Wild Roots 🍹

🆚: @EverettAquaSox
📍: Everett, WA
⏰: 7:05 PM
📻: @953TheScore
💻: https://t.co/gyFmsFWpg9…

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Jhonny Level has been promoted to High-A Eugene, per @mi_guardado.

More on the the #SFGiants' No. 4 prospect who slashed .325/.392/.576 with 10 HRs and 47 RBIs in 44 games at Single-A: https://t.co/oK9lC834Sq

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@GiantHotTakes Cox on the mound for Pride month

[MLB @MLB]

Bryce Eldridge sends one into the trees!

[Kylen Mills @KylenMills]

We burned sage on the @NBCSGiants pregame show to cleanse the Giants of the bad energy, and I’m not saying it worked, but I’m also not saying it didn’t work. 😂🤣 Watch till the end where @SergioRomo54 and I almost lost it on air #sfgiants

[LEGO® Batman™: Legacy of the Dark Knight @LEGODCGame]

No Alfred, it's not a phase. 🖤 Happy #WorldGothDay!

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@SFGiants Invest in pitching