courtney jordan

self care enthusiast. lover of all things health and wellness. beauty guru.

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

I tweet for the people who remember/had one of these

[. @__kamoo___]

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[Roc Nation Refugee @Pragmatism14]

Kid: I gotta question…
Me: Yes…
Kid: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Me:

[Honey 🍯 @_UnrulyMahogany]

Aye wrap this bonnet and Durag shit up man. No one can find a job, rent through the roof, gas high as fuck, and yall kids are dumb as hell. Bigger issues at hand!

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

interrogate these niggas!!!!!! stop leaving conversations confused!!!!! GET DETAILS

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

meredith blake was mean but all she wanted was to marry a hot rich man and have no kids like who am i to judge

[Dee?🧸 @notadiaphobic]

Niggas love being Christian until it’s time to abstain from sex

[illwill @79illwill]

Been waiting on the right opportunity to post this 😂

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Shaynah ✨ @NahNahBad]

DJ Envy is on the radio right now saying he used to not go in his ass when washing it. He said he was showering with his wife one day, and she was washing him, and SHE got in his ass and he realized he has to wash the inside of his ass...

[Brittany Renner @brittanyrennerr]

The confidence is admirable. Never in history have you been any woman’s dream guy, you short, wide-mouthed bitch.

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[Stella @StellaaSports]

D1 niggas see this in college and go straight for untalented white women

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

All roads lead back to celibacy, DND, gym, no roster, and being alone.

[trevor @trevorngl]

when I check the transaction history on my card and everything adds up, nobody stole from me.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

i lowkey get her now

[Jamil @bust_jimmy]

This is how Matilda’s mother would dress

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker