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@jayacancook

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@PopBase

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@brookstweetz Anthony Mackie when he sees Chris Evans show up on set:

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@kkelsey__spring

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@ELEANORXNEALE “Danger on our streets has risen”

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@ranmasaotome96 Yall bring up the Mental Health crisis but then make fun of people that ACTUALLY try to help

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@makeupbyshaniah The Makeup artist for this Druski skit:

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@hexprax

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@ZohranKMamdani Zohran’s haters and Cuomo are going insane and being vile while Zohran’s campaign is just:

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@ftmkurusu

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@PanasonicDX4500 Look at how HAPPY he looks. Can't contain himself 😭

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@Sturgeons_Law The wife having to raise 3 children:

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@normalmadeline

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@tlop444 Your Friend after he has his 1st child:

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@tonyhawktruther How she be in bed while morning rush passes:

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@TheBaddestMitch The baby seeing the pinch guy

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@SpecialPuppy1 Conservatives when women (and melanin):

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@DiscussingFilm @RottenTomatoes Blue Beetle actor realizing he might be the only one surviving from the DCEU:

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@DiscussingFilm Kevin Feige when you ask him what Marvel is doing with Eternals:

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@bartonovopolis Remake devs when you tell me them to keep the the soul and aesthetic of the OG: