Cortland

👨‍👩‍👦 Husband & Dad. 🏚 Realtor. 🎣 Saltwater Angler. 🎉 Live Music Lover. 🍻 Happy Hour Advocate / “Real estate, like politics and the weather, is local”

[Cortland @cortland]

First rule of real estate: location
Second rule of real estate: location
Third rule of real estate: location

Fourth rule of real estate you rarely hear about: never sell

[Cortland @cortland]

SOLD!

3 bed / 2 bath in Jamesburg, NJ
$455,000

[Cortland @cortland]

New listing in Point Pleasant Beach

🛌 3 bed / 🛀 2 bath

🏖️walkable to beach and boardwalk

💰824,900

[Cortland @cortland]

@BarbellFi Mesa, AZ is as close as you will get. No primary property tax whatsoever. They have an extraordinarily nominal secondary property tax for bonds that were passed, average secondary property tax bill is $182 annually

[Cortland @cortland]

@Vegas Yes! Be there in April for @deadandcompany at @SphereVegas!

[Cortland @cortland]

Almost nothing for sale in New Jersey, it is insane. Not predicting inventory levels here to rise significantly for at least another two years.

[ResiClub 🏡📊 @ResidentialClub]

Raw active housing inventory data, by state 👇

[Cortland @cortland]

Confirmed

[Leah Walczak @leah_walczak]

Actually, if you buy a Rolex watch before you buy real estate, you’re just stupid.

[Cortland @cortland]

@mjrust @davematthewsbnd June ‘23, Irving Plaza NYC

[Cortland @cortland]

@shapsio I was a junior at Arizona State. chilly evening and a fun show towards the end of the tour (my 5th or so to date at the time). Didn’t know how easy or good we had it back then! Thanks for posting, Kevin

[Cortland @cortland]

On drone duty. Actually thought I saw a couple when I first got here

[Cortland @cortland]

The last sentence. Read it and then read it again. 🎯

[Deerwood Realty, with enthusiasm @DeerwoodRealty]

Currently have a buyer who has an accepted offer on a house. Prior to that, They asked me what lender to choose. I told them there is a local guy that has done a nice job for me in the past. They chose one of the largest banks in the United States because it was "cheaper"

We are 2 days from loan commitment and the buyers are completely miserable. Their choice doesn't return phone calls, doesn't work nights or weekends, and doesn't really seem to care if they get the loan or not.

This is one reason why I cringe when I hear how it's so important to shop around and get the "best rate" on your mortgage. It's advice given by the same people who told the DOJ that agents only show houses that have the highest payout....completely clueless about the average home buyer and what is best for them.

[Cortland @cortland]

It’s happening! 😂🤘😍

[𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 💀 @DeadsoundApp]

As much as we all love the Phil bombs, with a nice quiet number you can really hear how melodic and beautiful his style could be

[Cortland @cortland]

@GrulkeLamonte 1. Get rid of the green cabinets
2. Provide a more detailed description about the interior of the home - features, amenities, appliances, etc. People have to live in the home, not the microbrewery down the street
3. Ensure your price is in line w/local comps & adjust accordingly

[Cortland @cortland]

@ding_guy @News12NJ There is no flood zone designation at the Jersey Shore that stretches from the ocean 2 miles inland, that doesn’t exist

[Harrison Glaser @NYJetsTFMedia]

The #Jets have to stop looking for saviors & quick fixes & build this team the right way

We can't keep running antiquated systems. Be the future, not the past

We need to find a veteran coach with a track record of success & building a winning culture, or a new young offensive minded coach with fresh ideas & a strong drive, or, even better, a young offensive minded coach that comes from a coaching tree of success & a winning culture

And we have to find a young stud QB

[Cortland @cortland]

Just clicked through to a story on @nypost. The webpage should be fully loaded in time for the weekend

[Cortland @cortland]

Coastal cottage walking distance to Bay Head beach. Closed for $1,100.000!

[Cortland @cortland]

@AlexMonahan100 Fade the public bro. Look at early voting. Those aren’t MAGA showing up to vote three weeks before Election Day.

Kamala 🔒

[Cortland @cortland]

Started making my own dough, and added a little Genoa Salami @OoniHQ

#pizza #backyardpizza #oonipizza

[Cortland @cortland]

@NFL_DovKleiman Shut up and kick