Cortland Falls

From Our Town Square to Your Front Door.

Committed to delivering the best to you. Top quality gear, made in-house. Come visit us today:

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

When Sharky's happy, we're happy. And we've got plenty of inventory ready for you right now at the store.

[Doodle Sharky @spaceshark23]

My order from @CortlandFalls came in. Retard shark patches lookin 🔥

[Roosterfish_🐓☀️🇺🇸 @Roosterfish_]

The derpiest shark I know!
Great job on the patch and speedy delivery @CortlandFalls !
@spaceshark23 @WhiteSharkMag

[Doodle Sharky @spaceshark23]

Btw you can buy retarded shark patches over on my stall at @CortlandFalls

https://t.co/CFIjTbzI19

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

If you know someone without a retard shark, send them our way immediately. This little guy deserves some love.

[Roosterfish_🐓☀️🇺🇸 @Roosterfish_]

The derpiest shark I know!
Great job on the patch and speedy delivery @CortlandFalls !
@spaceshark23 @WhiteSharkMag

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

@BigDickBarclay @spaceshark23 @namente9715 @WBSApparel Its all good! I hope they take care of you, and I'm going to buy some of those stickers when they're available.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

If you're in the Oregon area October 3rd-4th, we hope you'll consider attending this special event. Today's the last day to buy tickets, and we'd love for you to be there.

All orders made with Cortland Falls will be shipped to the event free of charge. Buy yourself a nice hat, shirt, patch, and more and you'll pay zero for shipping. Just use the code "2026OregonEvent" at checkout and get ready to pick up your new gear at the event.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

@Roosterfish_ @spaceshark23 Patriot. Tell your friends!

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

@spaceshark23 Get yours right here https://t.co/rCWeZMYG7D

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

We are very pleased to announce that @spaceshark23 has joined the Cortland Falls community! Visit the store today to grab your beautiful hook and loop Retard Shark patch, and stay tuned for lots more Shark merch soon!

[Aegis Publishing @AegisPublish]

@CortlandFalls @JackMcEvans Excited to be working together!

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

https://t.co/joHBRIp9cl Get your today, and remember that if you see glowing eyes watching you from the tree line... Run.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Big announcement! We've recently partnered with one of the hottest new publishing companies around, @AegisPublish! Steel your nerves and stop by the store today for the terrifying Rake shirt, commemorating @JackMcEvans' upcoming debut novel and the start of the Aegis-Verse.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Special delivery!

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Get yours right here. Your friends will thank you later.
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[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Looking for a gift but can't decide what to pick? Cortland Falls offers gift cards, which your friends and family can apply to any of our products, even in our Community Partners' stores.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Are you or is someone you know interested in selling with us? Stop by the Community Center and drop us a line. We'd love to get started on building your store today.
https://t.co/vT9bVBFwrV

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Cortland Falls was built with the express purpose of being a community store. This means we want to assist you in quickly and easily opening up your own storefront to sell gear custom-built by us for you. We take all the guesswork out so you can just sit back and relax.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Get yours today right here:
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[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Our laser engraver is working overtime to provide the best looking patches for you. But did you know you can also get one on a hat? Come check out the Cortland Falls Logo Trucker Cap and choose between 32 possible material combos. This ultra-comfortable hat is yours for just $28.

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

Get yours today! https://t.co/xOZ57nnK2G

[Cortland Falls @CortlandFalls]

You're seen our Put It Back T-Shirt and Trucker Cap, but did you know you can also get a custom laser-engraved hook and loop patch for just 8 bucks? Imagine charging through the grocery store parking lot with this bad boy proudly gleaming in the sun on your plate carrier.