Cortney Jo

I live for music, making art, and geology. I work at Starbucks. My kids are awesome.

[FOX 8 New Orleans @FOX8NOLA]

Sean Payton, still petty after all these years.

[FTX @FTX_Official]

We're giving some #bitcoin away!

How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet.

The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest

No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: https://t.co/L7o8Jz25TT

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

Salty

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@shanedawson Ranch, Illuminatea and Hot Cheetos is a perfect trio for the Holiday!

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@JeffreeStar so sorry to bother you during the holidays! 💚

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@JeffreeStar used just a bit of clean water on a napkin to see if I'm crazy and it will just wash off..

It didn't :( ill send these photos to customer support too, to let them know! :)

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@JeffreeStar girl. Listen. I love you so much. But i paid $45 for a windbreaker thats stained. I returned it for a new one and the 2nd one has the same stains. Might want to check quality in the windbreakers because im going to have to send this one back too!!! 😭😭😭

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

Thank you Jonas Brothers for spending 50 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@shanedawson AHHHHH OMG IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG CONGRATULATIONS!!!

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@shanedawson SHANE. I AM LITERALLY A NOBODY WHO IS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF EPISODE 3 AND I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO BUY THIS FUCKING PALETTE. i just fucking love you, dude.

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@JeffreeStar had a delux box in my cart, in paypal check out, submitted final page to find it sold out at only 23 minutes into the sale. So sad 😭😭😭😭 i was in there so fast and still missed. Holy moly!

[the ready set @thereadyset]

hey stop that

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@jamescharles there are 2 other coconut w/refresher options. The Dragon Drink and the Violet Drink!

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@JeffreeStar Good morning darling! Is there a date set for a blue blood restock? Home girl missed 1st round :(

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@Stephen_Kellogg happy birthday, birthday buddy!

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@Stephen_Kellogg If the sox Win? I need to know what this song is. Also super bummed I haven't heard whatever the heck it is. I bet its killer, though. ❤

[Pasadena Fire Assn. @PFA809]

Mr. President, with all due respect, you are wrong. The fires in So. Cal are urban interface fires and have NOTHING to do with forest management. Come to SoCal and learn the facts & help the victims. Scott Austin, Pres IAFF 809. @IAFFNewsDesk

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@tristagail New SM not working out? Im sorry girl!!

[Cortney Jo @cortneeehjo]

@tristagail Are you talking about bux or teeth job?