Cortney Hamons

We Are Marshall. Ohio to WV. Doggo Mommy.

[Union Pub & Grill @TheUnionPub]

We’re opening at 3 to cheer on the @HerdWBB and for an early start to quarter beers! 🍻 💚

[Union Pub & Grill @TheUnionPub]

Join us Saturday to watch @HerdFB take on East Carolina! Doors open at 3!

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I need tested for ADD so badly I don’t even think it’s funny at this point 😅

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

@FullTimeBully_ I stand behind this entirely!

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I bought and built a new cabinet for my bathroom, and now I’m debating if I even want it in my bathroom, typical. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I can’t wait to see how bad @netflix crashes once they learn no one will actually pay money for their service. Why not just do a massive sign off of all users and require a password change for everyone to prevent people from random accounts instead of pissing everyone off? 😂

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I’m trying bit by bit to go through my apartment and declutter everything so I don’t overwhelm myself and man it’s amazing the difference 1 cabinet can make.

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

Do I even want to know why a guy was strolling down 6th Ave with his hood up wearing an Anonymous mask…

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

Loki is 7, and I need him to stop aging 😭

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I just want to say, when I ordered this online nowhere did it say I’d keep squeaking if punctured. What kind of evil person would sell such a thing 😭

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

There are more ads on my dang Twitter feed than actual tweets 😒

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

Someone has requested an in person meeting with me… how do I tell them it’s Teams or no meeting 😂

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I have avoided Covid since the beginning and of course this Christmas I get it for the first time. 😭

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

@_Garydos Watson, sucks! He literally over threw how many balls tonight? The last play there was a receiver wide open in the left corner of the end zone and he chose to stand there and get sacked. Between the bad panic play calls and Watson, we’re screwed in the future.

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

Can we please get rid of Watson?! He’s worthless!

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

@netflix does this with so many series. @PrimeVideo did it with Night Sky. @TheCW gave Roswell somewhat of a chance and once people have found it on Netflix they actually enjoyed it, but sadly it was too late. Seriously would love to know who makes these decisions! They suck!

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I am seriously so over every tv series I get into being canceled after just a couple of seasons!!!!!!

[Cortney Hamons @cortney_hamons]

I’m seriously tired of getting 8 episode seasons and then they’re cancelled. Like older television series had 18-25 episodes and I get production cost are substantially more but give viewers time to find the dang series before you say it’s not a hit. Like damn!