Cortney.

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

Felicia and I could be going on Spring Break if we didn’t buy floor tickets to @iamcardib and behind the plate tickets to the @RedSox and Kansas City baseball game. 😅🤷🏽‍♀️

[NEW MUSIC OUT NOW @JuanBigalow]

Apple Watch: *Vibrates*
Me: *Thinks someone actually texted me*
Apple Watch: “BREATHE.”

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

@TrimbleKassidy @chay__fields

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

Smittys or Whataburger??

Caden: Whatachicken!!!

😅😅

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

“If men opened a men-only gym women would have a fit”

NO. WE WOULDN’T!!! Omg please make your own gyms so the weights can actually get re-racked how they’re supposed to be, less sweaty feel smell, and less men being creeps at coed gyms. Make your own gym. We’re begging you

[Reilly @reillyscott_]

your phone, card and keys making it home safely after a night out https://t.co/q3xSQsxWoS

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

This my mom!!! 😂

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

*getting Satara ready for school*

S: Do you have any contour to cover up this blemish?

🤦🏽‍♀️😅

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

shady but whatever 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

@chay__fields @TrimbleKassidy 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😅

[Auston @podcastguestt]

me when I see my friends doing dumb shit

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

@chay__fields @TrimbleKassidy Glad both of you guys can tweet but not text back. 🤗

[Alec @Alec__76]

Some of y’all never had to do this and it shows

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

@BajanShvm I don’t trust you guys at work! This is something y’all would do to me.. @Half_a_Virgin

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

Some shitty ass person literally stole $150+ out of my wallet...

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

*Blank Space by Taylor Swift comes on*

Satara: this was my favorite song when I was a kid.

Ok you 7yr old. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

@TristanSadie_ I barely walk into work without getting winded, idk how we ran anywhere. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[Cortney. @cortneysharp3]

@TristanSadie_