CYaNextTuesday

Hard times and funky living can season the soul, true enough, but joy is the yeast that makes it rise.🐙

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@charlesq222 @bluepolitics_ @morgfair @JoshSchwerin No, it is not.

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@notoriousbeg @JohnFugelsang These aren’t Jesus’ teachings.

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@amyy_claire Getting mono helped me!

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@destined4dust @L0GANwj @timecaptales I really admire you. Out here lecturing about being a man when you look softer than Charmin.

[CYaNextTuesday @cortside007]

@Smilja77 @Ashy_slashee Where’s @MCamerlengo when you need a good dance sequence?

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@CmonMan187 @DeltaOn4s @savannahelisse I was able to get pregnant at nine. Imagine a 5th grader being pregnant, giving birth, caring for an infant. I’ll take the draft any day. At least I get an education and healthcare.

[CYaNextTuesday @cortside007]

@taylorgarron You mean Deux Dengs.

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@ShePersists5 @keepitwilder @NbergWX Ahhh dangit!! I missed that session. I was busy in Space Lasers and running off to Lizard Being Pedo Pizza. Hopefully someone recorded the meeting to watch later.

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@thriller_bark_ I think he was teaching a gym class.

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@clauirizarry And a movie theater! Just showing g rated movies over and over.

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@ADHDForReal Avocados, bacon, pickles, French toast, baked potatoes, waffle fries.

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@ask_aubry It’s kind of sad condoms don’t fit him. I know what it’s like to be petite, my guy.

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@JasonSCampbell If you have to have surgery- don’t take a sick day. Your kids need to be cared for? No sick day. You have food poisoning and can’t get out of the bathroom? No sick day for you. This is so dumb.

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@dieworkwear @CKron421 You say you don’t have time to cook.
Come over here and take a look.
Who says you shouldn’t have instant puddin from JELL-O

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@cowboylikeheeba Good Girls, whatever Lord of the Rings prequel was on Prime, basically anything where the characters are constantly under stress.

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@autocorrect2_0 @MolderAnna26649 They shouldn’t have kids if they can’t afford them. Keeping your legs closed is free. Maybe they should pull themselves up and stop looking for handouts.

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@Brink_Thinker Wait- he will be an uncle to his brother?? What the what???

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@pilatesgirly Who doesn’t enjoy something hot and black in the morning and herbal in the evening?

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@jenrenee What was her mother’s name? Easy enough to find an obituary and verify. No obit for the girl anywhere. This story is false.

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@Joseph214406111 @tig57311 @mikeymumbelz @gunsnrosesgirl3 I first heard it from Amy Sedaris. Seems like sly humor is indeed generational.