dillom y el gringo son como el indio y skay

Tengo la panza marcada por el elástico del bóxer

[JT @jiratickets]

showing her how i drag the tickets on the kanban board from “in-progress” to “done”

[spidey @lochan_twt]

"i will call small businesses, build them websites, and make money."

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

2026 BE LIKE:

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Office jobs be like

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[Aish @AishwaryaDevv]

For people who keep asking how to deploy a simple static HTML personal blog:

1. Buy a .io domain for $70/year
2. Provision 3 AWS EC2 instances
3. Setup a multi-region Kubernetes cluster
4. Write 4,000 lines of Terraform config
5. Deploy a high-availability Kafka event stream
6. Rewrite the backend API in Rust
7. Containerize everything with Docker
8. Set up Grafana and Prometheus for observability
9. Implement an enterprise-grade CI/CD pipeline
10. Configure a distributed Redis caching layer
11. Setup PagerDuty alerts for 99.999% uptime
12. Realize the site only gets 1 visitor a month
13. Forget how to center a div in CSS
14. Abandon the project completely

[10x'er @10x_er]

software engineering is mostly asking "why is this like this" and slowly learning that nobody knows

[@alejandrozepe @alejandrozepe]

mi nueva técnica de pomodoro es trabajar hasta que se me acaben los tokens

[JNS @_devJNS]

me and Claude building an app at 3AM

[Adit_Yah ☄️ @Adidotdev]

POV : "It worked on production just like it did on localhost"

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

[Peer Richelsen @peer_rich]

the male urge to build a GPU cluster at home

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“Ask them to upload their resume.
Now make them type all the same information again. Now auto-reject them from a noreply email in under two minutes.”

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

If you ask AI to rewrite the entirety of an open-source program, do you still need to abide by the original license? In philosophy, this problem is known as the Slop of Theseus

[bruno @brunitocoso]

amigo si queres caete a casa q en un rato vamos a mirarle los dientes al caballo q nos regalaron

[JNS @_devJNS]

"Congratulations! You've cleared the 7th-round interview. Please be ready for the 8th-round psychometric-behavioral-culture fit alignment call."

[gonzalo @fregisset]

muchas veces lo mejor que le puede pasar a uno es que no le pase lo que uno quiere que le pase

[malena @malenairl]

insultos para dentro de 30 años tu papa no sabia coordinar los subtitulos en stremio